DEB’S DIARY
Dear Diary, last month Deb paid off her car for the first time ever. In the past, Deb has had many different cars, but she is known to only keep them for about two to three years max.
Now, it seems that since she has paid her car off things keep going wrong. Luckily, it’s not big maintenance problems, but the issues are electrical and Deb is beginning to foresee Christmas lights on the dashboard in her near future. To add, she has also been experiencing on and off again issues with the door fob.
Maybe Deb is just in her head, but electrical problems are what forced Jason out of the FJ Cruiser. Deb still doesn’t know what she wants just yet, but she admitted to looking at some pre-owned Teslas. Will she be persuaded to join Jason as a Tesla Girl?
JASON’S TERRIFYING MORNING
Since his “adulthood”, Jason has had the same morning routine. It doesn’t involve eating poultry– that’s a luxury element, but he did run out of an essential bathroom item. Jason’s post-shower routine starts with a towel dry, then an immediate thorough ear swab to get all of the water out of his ears.
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Everyone has their peeves, and one of Jason’s is water in his ears. Jason knew he was running low on Q-tips, but the way the jumbo box was facing he didn’t realize he was completely out until he went for a cotton swab and felt an empty plastic box. He even resulted to trying a washcloth covered key, but luckily he found his emergency travel Q-tip stash. Crisis averted.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called One Shot Café in Philadelphia, PA to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. One Shot Café had plenty of vegan brunch options for Deb, but after getting her hopes up they were all out of the vegan hash. They must have also been all out of love for today, because Deb got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s most recent countries to do stuff trivia on the 6AM podcast.
I’ll Have What She Is Having- Today’s game got so serious it required an instant replay in the 9AM hour. Play along and listen to today’s TV Guide Game on the 8AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s Sandra Bullock movies trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
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An Avengers super fan claims he has seen the movie ‘Endgame’ one-hundred and three times in theatres.
There is a grocery store with embarrassing plastic bags to shame shoppers into switching into using reusable bags.
DJ Khaled is reportedly planning to sue Billboard over chart results, claiming that he was cheated out of the number one spot due to unjust discounted bundle sales from Khaled’s energy drink bundles.
Do you still think ‘Fyre Fest’, oops… Woodstock 50 is still on? New reports reveal Woodstock 50 has lost its venue and event producer.
SPORTS
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