We all know Jason Dick is a Tesla guy, but instead of his fancy car getting all the attention, his failure to wash it and bad parking skills have been creating buzz around the office. Jason’s excuse for parking like a Dickman is the “dark hour” at which he arrives to the station.
Is this an acceptable parking job by Jason Dick.
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) June 6, 2019
The verdict is in, and all excuses aside, that parking is just barely acceptable.
DEB’S SPOOKY TV
Calling all TV experts, Deb may have a ghost in her Blu-ray machine. Deb has a Blu-ray player, Direct TV and Apple TV all connected. After hours of hard work, she got it all wired so that everything turns on with a click of the remote. Usually if she needs electronic help, her San Antonio Guy, day time boyfriend and night time electric helper comes to the rescue, but with him being out of town for work Deb has to hunt this ghost herself. Even after taking the batteries out of the remote and trying the age old just reboot it trick, while she is watching TV her Blu-ray player keeps popping open. It is 2019, Deb just wants to live like a millennial and watch her ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ and ‘Broad City’ on the “tele” in peace.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Mrs. Winner’s Chicken & Biscuits in Decatur, GA to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. No, she didn’t call to ask about buying all of their fried chicken, but she did ask if they had any dumplings for lunch. Unfortunately for Deb, Mrs. Winner’s Chicken & Biscuits dumplings were just seasonal, and apparently so is the love because she got butt-slammed.
GAMES
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Today’s listener, Ryan, went three-for-three in today’s solar systems trivia. Listen to Jason’s defeat on the 6AM podcast.
You AutoComplete Me- Don’t call it an Are You Smarter comeback, but Jason wins! Listen to today’s Google Game on the 7AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Play along and listen to today’s Tetris trivia on the 9AM podcast.
NEWS
The Powerball winner of three-hundred-and forty-four million dollars played the numbers from a fortune cookie given to him by his granddaughter to hit the jackpot.
A man buys all the fried chicken in store as revenge so the woman in line behind him who called him fat can’t have any. There’s a lesson on why you don’t fat shame kids.
Thousands of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ fans sign a petition to bring back a super important character who dies at the end of the movie. Tune into the 8AM podcast to hear producer Nick reveal the ‘Avengers: Endgame’ movie and “super important character” without a spoiler warning.
SPORTS
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