A few months ago, Jason had to pay a ridiculous amount to the water company after “someone” left a water hose running. If you were worried this would leave Jason financially destitute, fear not! He somehow managed to scam convince the water company that it was a faulty faucet and got a huge refund on said water bill. How huge? Enough for Nick to start lobbing cheap shots about how Jason’s pool is still busted just to try and hurt him.
Emily’s First Time At A Haunted House
Last week, Emily told us about how she was going to a haunted house for the first time in her adult life. Good news, she survived not one, but TWO haunted houses and is alive to tell the tale. Although one of them was at Six Flags Fiesta Texas so they probably have rules about dismembering paying customers. But still we’re glad she made it with her pants uncrapped.
It Takes At Least Five To Tango
Nick and his roommates were planning on throwing a house party for Halloween on Friday, but it seems Nick has pulled the plug after after not getting enough RSVPs marked attending. How many people do you need to officially have a party? Apparently more than Nick got, because he’s going downtown to a zombie burlesque show instead.
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This Is Not Good Video
Every Tuesday and Thursday you can watch us live on Facebook and YouTube. That way you can see Emily’s reaction to how much money Jason scammed out of got refunded back from the water company.
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Daily Morale Boosters
Turns out all the real way to defeat Michael Myers is with a hug.
Shut it all down. This wins Halloween… pic.twitter.com/fIF6AqNDCF
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 23, 2021
Some people aren’t so brave in the face of monsters.
Speaking of being scared at haunted houses… pic.twitter.com/CCcN8R20u1
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) October 28, 2021
And finally, did you know there’s a Kidz Bop version of Lil Nas X’s Montero?
