Emily lost power and AC at her apartment Monday night, which somehow prohibited her from coming to work on Tuesday. Emily tells us how this fiasco happened, and Nick is for some reason convinced that this whole issue was her fault.
Mustard Skittles
In today’s burning question, Skittles has announced their intention to launch a new flavor: mustard. The announcement came in anticipation of national mustard day, a holiday we are deeply saddened by the existence of. Rather than any sort of discussion, because lets be honest, there is no way these are gonna be good, Nick and Emily chose to look on the bright side, theorizing the other horrific options that Skittles was smart enough to pass up on. Later though, they suggested their own flavors that Skittles could (should) have adopted.
Mustard Skittles? #MorningXBurningX
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Emily’s Music Privileges Were Stolen
Emily is shocked at people’s lack of pool etiquette. She and her friends were at the pool, playing some music off of a speaker, and everything was beautiful. The problem arises when some losers appeared and started playing their OWN music at a louder volume. Emily claims that her group, being the first ones to start playing music, were entitled to music rights over the entire pool, or at the very least, were entitled to not be HIJACKED by some random pool-goers.
Prized Journalist: Nick’s Mom
Being the highly regarded journalistic source we are, when we heard about a plane crash in Georgetown, we sent our most decorated reporter onto the scene, Nick’s mom. She gave us the scoop over the phone on the scene of the accident (dare I say, a crime? No. It’s an accident).
Georgetown Plane Crash
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