Speech, Speech, Speech!

Jason in a suit with a beer.

Jason mentioned earlier this week he was part of his friend’s wedding, but he isn’t the best man, just a groomsman. Jason was prepared for a weekend of bachelor gatherings and helping with wedding preperation, but just days ago the groom to be asked if Jason could give a toast. Jason claims he has “retired from officiating weddings”, but he just doesn’t want the pressure of coming up with a sentimental speech. Also, when the groom gave a speech at Jason’s wedding years back, some inside moments came off a bit… derogatory. With Jason being one of both the groom and bride’s oldest friends, he already knows he’ll plan to say brilliant and sweet words, but it will most likely come off in a similar, possibly regretful way. Plus, he was banned from using bad words. Jason’s solution so far is to allow his drunk alter ego ‘Dewayne’ do the talking. Stay tuned to see if the groom and The Dickman are still friends this upcoming Monday.

 

C OF THE WEEK

If you follow Deb on Twitter you may have seen that she recently tweeted at the mayor of Austin using the hashtag “45th street is dangerous”. Of course, Deb was saddened to find out George’s death was caused by a speeding car driving down 45th, but she’s mostly worried about the safety of the other animals, and even children who are often pedestrians along the road. First, Deb had beef with the city buses who failed to signal on that road, but later she realized the problem was instead crazy drivers who cut corners and don’t follow the limit. 45th is one of the only roads left in Austin that run from east to west across town, but take note: the speed limit should be between 30 and 35. So far, the mayor has yet to respond, but after seeing multiple cars lately going 60 mph past the schools, playgrounds, churches, parks and people on the road, 45th street is this week’s C Of The Week.

 

 

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called McLean’s Ole Time Café in Zebulon, NC to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they had traditional home cooked food as mentioned in the description, and they had all the mashed potatoes and chicken and waffles Deb could eat. Unfortunately, they were all out of love though, because McLean’s Ole Time Café only responded with a “mhm”, and Deb got butt-slammed.

 

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s nautical terms trivia on the 6AM podcast.

$7 Worth of Hoobastank- Play along and listen to today’s Set List Game on the 8AM podcast.

Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s game shows and their hosts trivia on the 9AM podcast.

 

NEWS

President Donald Trump introduces new defense secretary Mark Esper using a new word: ‘Infantroopen’.

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs and Steve Harvey’s 22 year old stepdaughter, Lori Harvey have sparked dating rumors.

Six-year-old South Korean YouTuber Boram has purchased an eight million dollar property.

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