In second grade we had to do a project in which we spent 1-million dollars to the exact cent of hypothetical lottery winnings. Since then, I have been obsessed with striking it rich. What dumb things would you buy with millions of dollars at your disposal? Here are a few ideas I had:
Lotto Wishes
Launch a nonsensical ad campaign
Buy a House for All My Star Wars LEGO sets
Weird Sex Stuff
Army of Panhandlers to Do My Bidding
Exotic Game Hunting
Star Wars Themed Music Festival
Three Chicks at Once
Buy Swords for my Friends and I to Play With
test: Buy A Ski Resort
Adopt Chuy
Hoard Guns to Protect My Money
Hire Politicians to do my Bidding
Fleet of Ghost Ships
DJ Parties
Weiner Dog Ranch
