After polling the listeners we deemed the C word as the worst word in the world. In honor of this, we allow Deb to label someone the C word. She takes this time to vent about something or someone that has pissed her off. Yesterday she was asking every one of her friends for their blessings on a nose piercing. Jason, her boyfriend, the interns and Cassandra all told her not to do it. The only one on her side was Other Guy Intern, Nick. He wants a job though. She decided to not listen to anyone and go get it done at Shaman Modifications yesterday. It is really cute and petite. Her piercer, Pineapple, placed it right in the crease of her nose. It accents her face perfectly. But because no one stood behind her on her decision, all of Deb’s friends are the ...

IT’S JASON’S BIRTHDAY!

Deb brought in gifts for Jason on his birthday today. It was actually a bag-o-gifts! She wrapped 5 different present. She told him he could open one present an hour. He chose 2 at the beginning of the show, the little bag and the black and white striped bag. He opened the bag and pulled out a small vile of liquid with something floating in it. It was the piece of her arm she got cut out last week! To make up for that disgusting clump of skin, she let him open another one. It was a can opener. For some reason J doesn’t own one. When he needs to open a can he stabs the top of the can over and over until he can get the contents out. What a caveman. The 3rd gift he opened was a set of wooden spoons so Jason can ...

JASON AND DEB’S MASSAGE:

Deb and Jason have acquired a new client, Massage Envy, so they are getting free massages, but they cannot decide what gender they prefer to be massaged by. Deb thinks that being massaged by a man is better because of their strong hands and plus, she just prefers the touch of a man. Deb can get away with getting massaged by a man because she can hide her sexual gratification, which is where Jason has a problem. Jason only wants to be massaged by a woman for his own pleasure. Jason is scared that he will only get the option of getting a male masseuse so he doesn’t want to go. He wants the “women only” massage. We’ll see what happens. If you're interested in a massage, check out http://www.massageenvy.com/

GROSS FOOD SERVICE:

Since the headline news today involved a man spitting into an officer’s burger, ...

JASON IS NOT IN GOOD SHAPE:

Saturday night Jason went to his friend Steven and Amy’s wedding. Cassandra was there bartending as well. It was so beautiful and intimate, like a story book wedding. The reception was when it got crazy! Jason had a few drinks and decided to bust out his best dance moves. Cassandra attempted to imitate his moves today in studio, and was pretty close, but didn’t quite capture it since she wasn’t wearing sweat pants. Fortunately for everyone, we got it on video. Be sure to check it out, and who knows, maybe you’ll learn some new moves.

 

DEB’S ARM SURGERY:

On Thursday Deb went and had minor surgery at Restora. She has had a scar on her arm that has bothered her for awhile, but found out she could have a minor procedure to make it look better. The doctors gave Deb a valium ...

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