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VOTE FOR US IN THE “BEST OF AUSTIN” POLL!
 Posted 7/2/2009 10:12:00 AM
P*ZERO*X:
Deb is going to Belize and Guatemala tomorrow with her boyfriend! Today marked the last day of her P21X. For 21 days she has been very dedicated to her strict diet, purification cleanse, and exercise schedule. Today she stripped down into a bikini to show us her 4-pack. She has lost 3 pounds in the past 3 weeks, and looks awesome! She feels great after her cleanse, and is now in the good habit of cooking and eating healthy meals. She isn’t dependent on caffeine anymore after 21 days of not being able to drink coffee or Red Bull. She learned how to prepare a lot of smoothies and foods that are better than going out to eat. Jason came up with the brilliant idea of posting a picture on the blog of Deb in her bikini alongside a picture of his swollen foot. He described his foot as ...
SHE SAID SHE WAS 17
Posted 7/1/2009 10:20:00 AM
JASON IS NOT ON VICODIN
 So Jason broke his foot and went to the doctors yesterday. He passed up a golden opportunity to score some drugs. What a jackass! The doctor was checking out his blacken-ed foot and after x-rays and examining the foot he concluded that it was not broken. It was however badly torn up inside and the ligaments weren't doing so well. The doc did say that by July 4th Jason will be back on his foot but Jason doesn't think so. He iced it down last night and is staying off of it as much as possible but it still hurts. It hurts because he did not get Vicodin. The doctor asked him if he needs any pain killers and Jason replied, "if you insist" to which the doctor replied, "I don't." Way to go J. When the doctor asks if you want drugs say yes! ...
And Down Goes The Ginger Kid
Posted 6/30/2009 10:18:00 AM
JASON’S FOOT:
In honor of Yao Ming, Jason busted up his foot but good. It wasn’t due to a drinking-and-Guitar Hero accident like Deb initially thought, but it was due to Jason thinking yet again that he’s more athletic than he really is and playing basketball. He didn’t cry and he didn’t wuss out and stay at home. Still, he was hobbling around on crutches that his boy Jeff brought in. Deb has banged herself up so often in the past, she offered up her two pair of crutches she has around the house anytime Jason needs them. All funny stuff aside, Deb was concerned. Just recently, there was a string of celebrity deaths in the news, including Miranda Richardson (and initially Billy Mays) dying shortly after receiving a bump on the head. Jason did admit that last night as he was slamming the pain pills, he had a panic ...
A Bald Fade
Posted 6/29/2009 11:00:00 AM
X-FIGHTERS RECAP:
 On Saturday Jason, Deb and SOAP man went to the Red Bull X-Fighters event in Ft.Worth, Texas for the night. Deb came in today with some sort of a black nose. Yes, you guessed it; the swift arm of karma came and smacked Deb in the face...Literally. While standing in line, Deb and World Famous Wheelchair Rugby player Mark Zupan were approached by a 10 year old boy. The boy asked for his autograph, when Deb jokingly said "Eff that guy". Mark then tossed a flat billed baseball cap at Deb which smacked her right on the nose. She couldn't see for a bit and for 10 minutes had to sit down and recoup. Mark didn't mean to, and he felt so bad. It was just bad luck and bad aim really. Deb blamed her comment on the vodka red bulls she consumed that night. The X-fighters event ...
JASON GOES STRIPCLUBBIN'
Posted 6/26/2009 11:15:00 AM
JASON IS STRIPCLUBBIN’:
Jason’s best friend Jeff is turning 25 and somehow Jason was placed in charge of the strip club portion of the evening. Surprisingly Jason is not a big strip club guy and he was looking for a little help deciding which of the fine gentlemen’s establishments he should take Jeff. Deb recommended a small candlelight dinner and an erotic video or two. That wasn’t quite what Jason had in mind. Deb then explained the strip club hierarchy for everyone, explaining how the best entertainers work at the top two clubs and everything goes downhill from there. Listener William called in to recommend XTC to Jason even though he’d never been himself. Jason said he was only looking to get in and get out and then hit downtown and didn’t want to have deal with XTC’s BYOB policy. Listener Manny called in recommend Rick’s Cabaret because of the ...
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