SpongeBob AI Covers, The Gift We Didn’t Know We Needed. esvahn June 29, 2023 8:25 am Say what you will about the impending AI apocalypse, but if we’re going to go out with SpongeBob and Patrick covering Weezer and Linkin
Emily’s Got Spider-Man Reflexes esvahn June 29, 2023 7:53 am With great power comes great responsibility. Emily must now have great responsibility since she has discovered she has super human abilities! Her ability, you
Nick Is Going To Galveston! esvahn June 27, 2023 1:16 pm Nick’s family is going to Galveston for the second annual 4th of July family vacation. Luckily, we’ve got our own local Emily Edge to
Turtle Homicide esvahn June 26, 2023 11:56 am Emily is not a very turtle-conscious driver. After narrowly missing a turtle last week, she has now actually killed one! Even worse, Nick conducted
Dear Redacted… esvahn June 23, 2023 1:04 pm In today’s Dear Redacted, Nick is starting a feud. He feels personally attacked by a certain someone who keeps reorganizing the studio and moving
No Sunday Brunch Before Noon esvahn June 22, 2023 11:16 am Emily might be skipping her friend’s birthday party this Sunday because she doesn’t want to have brunch at TEN on a SUNDAY. Sunday’s are
LSU Takes Jell-O Shots For Charity esvahn June 21, 2023 12:07 pm In today’s edition of Don’t Nick My News, the world record for the most Jell-O shots ordered was recently broken by LSU for the
Emily Is Losing To A Squirrel esvahn June 20, 2023 11:01 am As Emily’s chapter with cockroaches in her apartment closes, a new one opens. This time she is being challenged by a different creature, a
Nick’s Advice For An Aging Emily esvahn June 19, 2023 2:08 pm Emily is getting older and it sucks. Bad things seem to keep happening in her life and she’s worried that 25 is the worst
Do We Hate Or Love Crocs? esvahn June 16, 2023 12:18 pm Are Crocs still cool? Were they ever cool? Is it acceptable for a person over the age of 10 to own them? Despite his