Jason’s sweet mother bought him an Apple Watch for Christmas, but he can’t seem to figure out what the point of having one is. The only useful thing that has come out of his new device is Jason figuring out that his heart rate is at 69. Ha, ha.
We Haven’t Done a Joke Court Since Last Year!
You still remember Joke Court, right? It has been a while since we took the Morning X Crew to court for their terrible comedy mistakes. This might be the first ever across-the-board guilty verdict. What do you think? Don’t forget to tweet us @101xMorningX with your thoughts on their cases.
Is Emily's "We haven't done ______ in a year" joke…
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) January 14, 2022
Jason's joke about Covid records not counting because the NFL moved to an 17 game season…
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) January 14, 2022
Nick's joke about the quarterback from Euphoria not doing karate properly…
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) January 14, 2022
BBQ Problems
It has been a rough week for our poor man, Nick. If his issues at work weren’t enough, he now has beef with a local BBQ joint. He didn’t even remember to grab the sauce!
The Tortoise and the… ew.
Everyday we bring in wholesome news content to share with the world just for Nick to rain down on everyone’s parade. Blind kids commenting on basketball and a historic tortoise birthday, how can anyone hate on that?
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
Just in case you missed it, we recently tested out going live for our Game Room Podcast on Facebook. If you’ve ever wondered what Nick, Emily, and Jason do after the radio waves turn off, well here’s your chance!
https://fb.watch/axtUGKJj4q/
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Nick insisted that this should be included on today’s blog. He can’t stop watching this masterpiece.
Since we were talking about tortoises mating, enjoy this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw
And finally, to wrap up the turtle talk, here’s anatomically correct Ninja Turtles. It is age-restricted so, you’ve been warned.
