The Hajda News Network Isn’t Fake, Just Pessimistic AF

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Why Do You Hate Money?

Today we debuted a new segment Jason’s been trying to get off the ground for a while now.  It’s very simple, everyone around him wastes money like they hate it, and he calls them out on it. Like Nick throwing away his money by purchasing bogus Green Bay Packers stock that holds no value and is non-transferable.

 

Joke Court 

Believe it or not, but sometimes one of us makes a joke that, for whatever reason, doesn’t work out.  Which is why every Friday we like to do a little segment called Joke Court and let each defendant plead their case in front of a jury of their listeners.

 

Dear Redacted

If you haven’t figured it out yet, Nick can be an angry individual, which is why we like to let him release all that pent up frustration and rage in Dear Redacted.  After all if you just don’t say the person’s name, nobody can get offended. Or sue.

 

Pushing Jason’s Buttons

Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his.  OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!

Push Jason’s Buttons Here

 

You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.

 

This Is Not Good Video

Every Tuesday and Thursday you can watch us live on Facebook and YouTube.  Yesterday, Nick wanted to know getting his niece and nephew books for Christmas would make him a bad uncle.

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.

 

Daily Morale Boosters

If you’re a fan of the Detroit Lions, the bad news is your team is terrible, but the good news is you’ve still got a shot at making the playoffs.

 

Not all heroes wear capes, some just wear GPS trackers.

 

And finally, it always fits as long as you can pivot properly.

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