The Dick Pool Is Officially Dead

a picture of jason's pool back when it actually held water

The time has come for Jason to finally let his guard down and expose that vulnerable side of himself. Yes, we are talking about him explaining what is happening to his pool on affluence hill. Is this something that he will be able to emotionally recover from? Should Nick and Emily give him some sympathy? Does anyone know a pool guy that Jason can contact to fix this catastrophic failure???

 

Nick’s Elderly Neighbor has a Bush Problem

In this round of Who’s the A-hole, Nick chooses fresh BBQ over helping an elderly woman with a cane. What’s worse? Nick outright ignoring an old lady struggling to mow her lawn, or the fact that he chose Rudy’s BBQ for his post-walk treat? Nick tries to explain himself and assures everyone that next time, he might hire someone to come help her.

 

Emily Can’t Subtract 12 (AKA: Wtf is up with Military Time?)

Young people complain about the darndest of things. Who would’ve thought that our fellow young one would have such a beef with people using Military Time on their phones? She wants to ask those people what its like to think that you are better than the rest of the population just because you can do quick math.

 

Pushing Jason’s Buttons

Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his.  OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!

Push Jason’s Buttons Here

 

You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.

 

This Is Not Good Video

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.

 

Daily Morale Boosters

Starting off strong, who doesn’t love babies trying cotton candy for the first time? Adorable. Sweet. You know, all of the things. We still are confused by the science behind cotton candy as well, small child.

@meetthecottons

Experiencing cotton candy for the first time #toddlersoftiktok

♬ original sound – Emma Cotton

 

Next up, Lorde is doing it again! Finally, more new music! Time to dig through your childhood bedroom to put on your old, crusty, mood rings that your mom let you buy from Claire’s for this banger.

 

And finally, if you thought that Elijah Wood’s eyes couldn’t grow any bigger… try watch him eat some spicy wings. We would make a Lord of the Rings joke if we really wanted to.

 

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