Nick’s roommate is turning 23 on Saturday and wants to celebrate by going to the strip club for the first time. But she had some questions about what is and isn’t allowed. Always a helpful person, Nick leapt into action to get her the answers she needed. Luckily Emily just happened to have a friend in the cosplay community who happened to be a former dancer at a gentleman’s club who was nice enough to come in and answer our questions. And that’s how we meet our new friend Gemini Chrysalis.
Dumb Question Amnesty
Jason also had a regular old DQA today. We were all feeling various levels of sickness yesterday, Jason is out of sick days, and Nick doesn’t get any, so it was only Emily called in sick. She told us that she was do so to try and “sleep this off”. Which made Jason question, is that just 23-year-old logic or does sleeping actually help you get over illnesses faster?
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Of course this is how Lizzo paints.
I THINK I NEED TO MAKE MORE ASS ART🤔 WHO WANTS A BOOTYFLY?🍑🦋 WATCH ME PERFORM IN MIAMI LIVE – TIX HERE: http://lizzo.live-now.com
Of course a dude from Australia would have the world record for loudest burp.
NEW: The record for the loudest burp has been beaten for the first time in over 10 years 🌝 pic.twitter.com/b9rqVBog7T
— Guinness World Records (@GWR) November 30, 2021
Of course Alexa doesn’t know the difference between Nintendo and Konami.
And finally, did he try just sleeping it off?