Apparently Jason just discovered r/WallStreetBets, because he spent all morning trying to figure out how to sell shares of AMC to buy in on BlackBerry. But is he chasing just chasing memes or is he a shrewd investor? Diamond strong hands, Jason, diamond strong hands.
Gotta Be The Glasses
We told you yesterday how Emily ran into a neighbor while clubbing this weekend, but apparently said neighbor thought Emily was gay. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with that, but it’s not the first time this has happened to Emily and we decided to explore what it is about her that gives off gay vibes.
Who’s The A-Hole?
We had Jason’s new pet dog, Bogey, in studio last week, which meant Jason was on bathroom duty. Jason was on high-alert to make sure there weren’t any accidents on his watch, and was mostly successful. But, it seems he was less worried about what happened to Bogey’s poo once he was outside, and just left it on the grass behind the station. Yesterday a fellow station employee popped in studio to shame Jason by giving him a plastic bag for next time. But can you really blame Jason for not picking up poop, when there’s been an old busted office chair laying in the ditch outside the station for over a week now? Spoiler alert, you can and should.
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
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This Is Not Good Video
Not only are we filming part of the show now, but we’re also going live on our new Facebook page. Like us and catch the next one Thursday morning!
https://fb.watch/5-obSEcyCb/
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Daily Morale Boosters
What do you mean the Floyd Mayweather fight against Logan Paul was rigged?
https://twitter.com/weedbratton/status/1401861268022169602?s=20
TIL Orange peels will pop balloons.
And finally, we managed to find video of a young Jason singing in the church choir.
https://twitter.com/fred035schultz/status/1401958481901543425
Double and finally, Emily insisted we include this one too.
— Victor Bigham Family fun (@Ravious101) May 16, 2021
