When you’re a young 23-year-old like Emily everything is still new and exciting. That’s why she has her very own segment called Emily’s First Time to chronicle all these brand new experiences. Today, she shared with us how she recently celebrated a friend’s birthday by going into the woods at night and charging crystals with energy from the moon. Yep, it seems Emily is a crystal girl now.
Bumblito Update
On this episode of The Bumbles, since Jason’s girlfriend and her son have moved in with him, Jason has been concerned about little Bumblito’s emotional development. He’s thirteen but just spends all day watching cartoons and playing video games. When Jason was that age he was already having sex! We’ve already explained to Jason why this is all perfectly natural, so he’s agreed to stop worrying about it… after one last experiment to see how Bumblito reacts to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue Jason left out on the living room table..
Not-So-Amazing Race
Yesterday we posted our latest Morning X OlympX video on TikTok and you’re probably not surprised to find out there was controversy over who won. At the time our judge declared Jason the winner (because races totally have judges in the Olympics), but after reviewing the tape Nick clearly crossed the finish line first. Now Jason was wearing flip-flops and not taking it seriously, so Nick isn’t looking to thump his chest, but he is willing to challenge Jason to an actual race. The odds seem long of Jason agreeing to run when he doesn’t have to, but the gauntlet has been thrown.
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
It’s always a good time when we play a round of Whose Pick Up Line Is It Anyway, but today we spiced it up by having Nick prepare the game based on his Bumble profile.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Is Sarah Brand the new Rebecca Black?
RIP to the OG infomercial pitchman Ron Popeil. Kids, an infomercial pitchman is like a TikTok influencer, but with better production values.
And finally, Olympic Rugby player Ilona Maher is a hit on TikTok.
@ilonamaher #stitch with @anna.mayz tougher than it seems #QuickBooksVictoryPose #beastbeautybrains #usarugby #tokyo2020 #olympics #usarugby #tokyoolympics
