Grocery Scholarship

jason and his girlfriend in studio

Jason’s girlfriend is moving in with him in on July 1st and that means we’ve got 22 days left to explore all the ways this is going to impact Jason’s life.  For example, his Bumblina hates going to the grocery story, which is perfect because Jason low-key loves going grocery shopping.  But, just because he’s the one going to H-E-B all the time, does that mean he’s going to be the one paying for everything?  One things for certain, everybody better keep their hands off Jason’s broccolini.  That’s for him only!

 

The Waiting Is The Hardest Part

Yesterday, Emily had to make her yearly trip to the gynecologist yesterday, which even in the best case scenario, presents all kinds potential of awkwardness.  But, for Emily the worst part is the waiting room experience beforehand.  Especially when you run into someone you know.

 

That Guy

Now that Jason’s all about that co-habitation life, he’s starting to soften on his stance about Let Me Check With The Wife Guy.  Before Bumblina, Jason coundn’t wrap his head around a grown ass adult needing to check with someone before agreeing to do something.  The new more-evolved Jason, however, is just trying to crack the code when is the most strategically optimal time to clear things with Bumblina so that he still gets to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.  Good luck next month Bumblina, you’re gonna need it.

 

Pushing Jason’s Buttons

Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his.  OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!

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