Emily “Spoiled” Her Cat

Emily holding up her cat, Lucy

It’s Emily’s first time and you will never believe what she’s gotten herself into. Emily’s 14lb cat, Lucy, has some obvious feeding problems. As the responsible pet owner that she is, Emily decided to invest in a new piece of technology to improve her cat’s overall wellbeing. She claims that she had to drop a lot of her hard-earned radio money into this “investment”.

 

Emily the Friendly Ghost

In true 23-year-old fashion, Emily makes her way around the dating apps. Recently she went on a date with a guy who is what she calls perfect on paper but there was no spark in person. How can she let him down easy? Is it okay for her to ghost this man or does she owe him an explanation?

 

Ice Cream Truck Decisions

Jason claims that he has never experienced the wonders of purchasing ice cream out of the back of a sketchy man’s van. Nick and Emily relive their childhoods to discuss what their go-to ice cream truck orders were. Are you team Flintstone Push Pop or wooden spoon vanilla cup?

 

Pushing Jason’s Buttons

Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his.  OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!

Push Jason’s Buttons Here

 

You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.

 

This Is Not Good Video

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Daily Morale Boosters

Starting off strong, these announcers decided to hilariously narrate this man’s conversation. Notice how bored that poor woman is. This is the same look that Emily gives to 99% of her Hinge dates.

 

Next up, take a peek at this Fruity Pebbles makeup like that we were talking ab0ut earlier. Spoiler alert: the artist does not dunk her face in milk to remove her makeup, as Nick suggested.

 

And finally, this guy has broken the internet by creating a Forbes list of his top richest friends. Do you think that he also made a spreadsheet for which one of his friends is the biggest douche? I wonder who would be number one…

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