Crushed ice people, let’s talk. Why? Today’s Dear Redacted is sort of a joint operation between Nick and Emily. There’s someone in the office who has been using crushed ice in the breakroom, and that’s an issue. Do you or a loved one suffer from enjoying crushed ice? Well, we are here to help and make fun of you for it.
How Long Should Emily Stay At A Party?
Today Emily is driving to Houston for a friend’s birthday party. The only issue is that everyone there besides the birthday girl hates her. She is trying to figure out the golden amount of time that she should stay at this party to not look like a terrible person. How long is she required to be there?
How long is Emily required to stay at a Birthday party in order to not make herself look like a bad person?
— The Morning X (@101xMorningX) August 26, 2022
Nick That News
Have you ever heard of an emotional support alligator? No? Us either. Well, this guy WallyGator is in the running for being America’s Favorite Pet. Sounds wild, but it is honestly pretty cute. Nick of course has some issues with it, which is why it was featured on Nick That News.
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
Push Jason’s Buttons Here
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
Emily has been having some bad boy issues recently. In an attempt to break the cycle, she decided to try asking her dad for advice on dating for the first time. Surprisingly, he was actually pretty helpful.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
Here’s a very adorable (scary?!) video of some kids playing with WallyGator.
Next up, it was mom night in football world!
Favorite night at preseason football practice? Mom's night at Washington. Players' moms learn about equipment, rules, plays… and did we mention they get to tackle their sons? pic.twitter.com/6zpVOERLBG
— Kurt Pegler (@KurtPegler) August 12, 2022
And finally, this abomination.
