Now that Jason’s girlfriend and her kid are living on Affluence Hill, Jason has accepted the fact that he’s now buying groceries for three. But what he didn’t realize was how fast a teenage boy can burn through said groceries. Which is why when he came home drunk the other day and couldn’t find any shredded cheese to make tacos with, it never occurred to him that Bumblito had eaten the entire bag already. Guess Jason’s not the only growing boy living in the Dick House.
Is Jason Gross Or Heroic
When he’s not briskly jogging around the neighborhood looking up homes on Zillow, you can usually find Jason on the basketball courts near his house. He’s got a whole routine that he follows running baselines and shooting pullup jumpers. In fact, not even a case of sudden-onset bubble guts is enough to disrupt things. Does that make him a hero, or just gross? You be the judge.
Morning X OlympX
The Olympics are here and the only thing bigger than Emily’s excitement is Jason’s disinterest. But she’s determined to do our own version of the Olympics on TikTok and is willing to do whatever she has to do get Jason to participate. So follow us on TikTok and get your bets in on who you think will win the most OlympX gold medals!
Pushing Jason’s Buttons
Normally it’s Jason who’s the master at pushing buttons, but now, thanks to the internet, you can push his. OK, so it’s not exactly like the touch screen Jason uses, but it’s still all your favorite drops from the show available whenever you want!
You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason Dick And Friends
Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason Dick And Friends). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.
This Is Not Good Video
If you’re curious what Jason’s basketball routine looks like, here’s a poorly-filmed taste.
Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.
Daily Morale Boosters
The only person more excited than Emily about they Olympics is this swim coach from Australia.
when the preworkout kicks in #TokyoOlympics pic.twitter.com/xkU7zyF0gG
— NBC Olympics & Paralympics (@NBCOlympics) July 26, 2021
The only person less excited about the Olympics than Jason is this skateboarder from Peru.
nooooooooooooooooooo pic.twitter.com/LRt3TFwGYf
— NBC Olympics & Paralympics (@NBCOlympics) July 25, 2021
And finally, if you think your family has drama, at least nobody had to put a hit out on grandma.
@janellebee92 Some tea spilled #crazy #family #toxic #toxicfamily #insane #murder #weddingtiktok #tea #storytime
♬ It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – Main Theme – Geek Music
@janellebee92 Part two #crazy #family #toxic #insane #toxicfamily #murder #truecrime #truestory
