What Do You Get A San Antonio Guy For Christmas?

deb and her boyfriend with a minnesota vikings helmet photoshopped onto his head and holding a football

Deb has notoriously struggled at buying gifts for her San Antonio Guy.  Like Jason, if there’s something SA Guy wants, he just goes and buys it, which makes finding something he doesn’t already have a challenge.  And every time Deb thinks she’s done it, he manages to prove her wrong.  When they were in Hawaii last Christmas he mentioned wanting to get certified as a scuba diver, so for his birthday Deb got him scuba lessons.  Guess how many classes he took this year?  Zero.  This year Deb thinks she’s got a winner and wants to get him an official NFL football.  SA Guy has plenty of softball bats, his own homemade batting tee, and even a freaking crossbow, but a good football is one of the few holes in his sports arsenal.  Now Deb just has to figure out which of the myriad footballs on Amazon is the best.  Good luck girl!

 

Jason Took The Gummies

Jason has never been a big fan of the pot, but this weekend he took the gummy life for a test drive.  He’s trying to get his weight into the 220s ahead of his vacation to Hawaii (if it’s still safe) so he’s not drinking.  But he was around someone with access to gummies on Friday night and decided to pop a couple and binge some Girls on HBO Max.  While he didn’t see God or anything, he did feel incredibly chill.  Which came in handy, since he’s currently in the middle of Season 4 where Adam is trying to bone Jessa, who is the worst.  Except for Marnie, Marnie is worse than Jessa.  What was the point of this?  Oh yeah, gummies.

 

The Electric Eagle Has Landed!

Last Friday Jason had declared that the eagle had landed in reference to rumors Urban Meyer was in town to meet with University of Texas officials about becoming the next coach of the Longhorns.  Unfortunately, lie detector test determined that was a lie.  Now there are rumors that Elon Musk might be eyeing a move to the ATX.  Just don’t forget to pack your mask Mr. Musk.

 

I Love You Call

To help Deb get the right football for her SA Guy, we called the football experts at Hibbett Sports in Jacksonville, Florida to see if they can help her finally win Christmas.

https://omny.fm/shows/jason-and-deb-full-show/i-love-you-call-hibbett-sports

You can listen to more I Love You Calls from Deb here.

 

You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason And Deb

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason and Deb). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.

 

This Is Not Good Video

Deb’s version of the Oh No meme didn’t go viral so we’re posting it again. Do us a favor and share it on all your social medias.  And make sure you include a #LoganPaul since according to Jason that’s the key to making things go viral.

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.

 

NFL Pick’ems Are Back

Sign up to play this week’s NFL Pick’ems and you could win $100 from Finley’s Bar and Kitchen and a 12-pack of Bud Light from Jason’s vault!

 

Daily Morale Boosters

Is this the most Zen Metallica cover ever?

https://youtu.be/-0gwg0A5uOw

 

Turns out we’ve all been decorating our trees wrong.

@mrsclarehoops

This method saved me so many times 🎄#christmasdance #mumslifeinlockdown #festiveness

♬ Rocking Around the Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee

 

And finally, this kid is clearly up to something.

Share this Posts

Related Posts

Monday was Nick’s 40th birthday and to celebrate such a special milestone, Jason decided to send Nick a birthday meal through a delivery app. Jason
Loading...