Jason Wants To Be A Professional What?

jason catching a football while jumping into the pool at the round rock express stadium

Jason has long wanted a clause in his contract that rewards him with a million dollars if he ever quarterbacks an NFL team to the Super Bowl, but could it actually happen?  No, of course not.  But, it seems he could actually be a professional football player if he wants.  Friend of the show Ron The Buttman, is not only the best sports massage guy in town, but is also a defensive line coach for the Capital City Bison, a semi-pro football team in Round Rock.  And, yesterday he offered Jason a job on as an “attacking fat guy” (as Deb has renamed the position).  As any good Jason and Deb fan knows, there’s no way Jason would ever actually do it.  He’s a giant wuss who doesn’t like getting hit.  But he is in the best shape of his life right now, and if enough of you get at him, maybe we could get him to agree to a try out?  Obviously we’d film it for our own version of “Hard Knocks”.  “Hard Dicks”?   Eh, you guys work on getting Jason to agree to it and we’ll work on the title.


I Love You Call

Our I Love You Call tour of the finest establishments in Jacksonville Florida continued today with the European Street Café.  We figured since Deb is also European it was the perfect place to give her some love.


You can listen to more I Love You Calls from Deb here.


You Don’t Need A Radio To Listen To Jason And Deb

Don’t forget, you can listen to us on your smart home assistant box thing (just tell Alexa and Google to play Jason and Deb). You can also stream us online or on your phone, OR just subscribe to our podcast.


This Is Not Good Video

If playing football is out, maybe Jason could be a coach.  He taught Deb how to deep snap a football after all.

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.


NFL Pick’ems Are Back

Sign up to play this week’s NFL Pick’ems and you could win $100 from Bombshells Grill in Round Rock and a 12-pack of Bud Light from Jason’s vault!


Daily Morale Boosters

Did you know they were working on a Tom And Jerry movie?


This is one of those, “when you see it…” photos.


And finally, did you really think we’d talk about Jason being a football player and NOT post the Fat Guy 40 Yard Dash?

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