Who Says Jason’s Not Relatable?

someone wrote the word dick on the bumper of jason's tesla

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That Guy

I Don’t Care About My Fantasy Football Team Guy, don’t be that guy.  Nick and Jason were trolling each other about their various fantasy football teams, when Nick pointed out that in one league, his terrible team had the same record as Jason’s championship-winning team did. Jason countered by pointing out he just put it on Nick’s ass in the Jason and Deb league.  Nick responded by telling Jason he doesn’t care about that team, and that REALLY set Jason off.  Every fantasy league has that one player who gives up halfway through the season and they’re the worst.  Nick’s not saying he’s given up on his team, but let’s just say if anyone else with a chance of keeping Jason from winning his 4th championship because Nick is willing to give you his good players to stick it to the Dickman.  Also this is same league where Former Producer Katy is in 3rd place despite having started a hurt player for the last four weeks, so go figure.

 

Jason’s Totally Relatable Story About Tires

Last week we told you about Deb’s day spent doing totally relatable things and now we’re back with a fun story about Jason Dick being just as relatable.  As you well know Jason is a proud Tesla owner and unlike his FJ Cruiser, he’s doing his best to stay on top of its regular maintenance.  The one area he struggles with is keeping his tires properly aired up.  So last Thursday he found himself at the Quick Trip just around the corner from the station, because they have free air.  What’s more relatable than driving out of your way to save some quarters?  Sadly, he left the tire cap sitting the machine and drove off with an uncapped tire!  After realizing this, he had to make a second trip BACK to get it.  He’s just like you listeners!  Perhaps not as relatable, he also had to get his car washed because someone wrote the word “dick” in the dirt on his bumper.

 

I Love You Call

We covered Justin Bieber’s crocs selling out early in news and that lead us down a KFC chicken crocs wormhole.  So we decided to call a chicken place for Deb’s I Love You Call and settled on Nadeen’s Hermitage Haven in Nashville.  We got the scoop on what makes their Nashville hot chicken so special, but were they so free with giving out the love as well?  Find out.

You can listen to more I Love You Calls from Deb here.

 

This Is Not Good Video

If you’re a fan of loud noises, check out us “debating” whether Bill Burr’s opening monologue on SNL was funny or not.  Nick says a bad word at the end, but we dumped it.

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.

 

Daily Morale Boosters

Peru opened up Machu Pichu for a Japanese tourist who’s been stuck there for months because of Covid travel restrictions.

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Sour Patch Kids are bringing reverse trick-or-treating to 12 lucky cities and there’s still time to nominate Austin!

 

And finally, is there anything this kid won’t eat?

 

Trix And Treats Contest

Halloween is just around the corner and we want to see your cutest pet costume pics!  You can enter online and vote once a day, so get your pup up there ASAP!  Winner gets a doggie gift basket from Nulo Pet Food.

 

Early Voting Is Here

Early voting is here and 101X has a handy-dandy voting guide to make it as easy as possible for you to make your vote count!

 

 

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