Pumpkin Spice Guy… Don’t Be That Guy

deb's dog alfie in a pumpkin costume photoshopped onto a starbucks cup

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That Guy

Jason has already declared his relationship with his Bumblina the best relationship he’s ever been in, which is why it pained him so much to make her this week’s That Guy.  Pumpkin Spice Guy, don’t be That Guy.  The only thing Bumblina loves more than being called darling is that sweet sweet orange mélange. She was specifically looking to make some pumpkin spice muffins, but was out. Jason foolishly suggested she try hitting up Deb, and was immediately admonished for forgetting the numerous times Deb has railed against the pumpkin spice lifestyle on this very show.  It might literally be the one thing everyone on the show can all agree on.  Also it’s just cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg and all-spice, which everyone probably already has at home.  So why is it $10 an ounce on Amazon? Lucky for Bumblina, Jason is such a low-maintenance boyfriend that he forgives her for her addiction.  On an unrelated note, tune in next week for Forced To Make An On-Air Apology To His Girlfriend Guy.

 

Elon’s Gone Plaid

Shout out to all of you who’ve flooded Jason’s DMs with this story.  Elon Musk is promising a $25K Tesla and “plaid” mode.  If you’re not hip to the joke, it’s because Tesla’s already come with Ludacris speed, and the only thing faster than that is going plaid.

 

Double Dumbass On Jason

Since Deb was out that means Jason got to be schooled twice by the listeners in Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick today.  Check out the podcast to play along and see how you stack up.

 

I Love You Call

Deb was out sick so we replayed the time she tried to fix Jason’s wardrobe with the help of Frank’s Big And Tall Men’s Clothing Store.

You can listen to more I Love You Calls from Deb here.

 

This Is Not Good Video

Yesterday we played a round the Doug Benson IMDB Characters game.  He steals one of our games, we steal one of his.

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.

 

Daily Morale Boosters

Same.

 

Karen #2 has to be the early favorite, right?

 

And finally, time for another episode of Cooking With Mastodon.

 

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