Jason accused Producer Nick of being in a bad mood this morning so we decided to let Nick vent with some Dear Redacted. Heads up if your friends with Producer Nick, he does not want to be your “in case I die” person. Last week one of Nick’s friends, REDACTED, had a random girl jump into his vehicle so he texted Nick, “in case I end up dead”. By bedtime, Nick hadn’t heard back from REDACTED, and was uncertain about what he was obligated to do. Did he call the cops? Did he call REDACTED’s wife? Or did he just go to sleep and hope for the best? Luckily REDACTED finally texted back confirming that they were not dead, but Nick is not willing to take on this level of responsibility. Also if REDACTED stopped giving Nick updates on the status of his Amazon deliveries that would be great. Even if Nick is mooching off REDACTED’s Prime account for said deliveries. It will arrive when it arrives, and don’t bother Nick until then. Please and thank you.
Deb Is Reeling
Unless your phone is several updates behind like Jason’s, you’ve probably noticed your Instagram looks different thanks to their TikTok ripoff, Reels. Deb hates it. They replaced the “new post” button with a “create a reel” button that she’s keeps hitting that out of muscle memory. At first Deb couldn’t even find the “new post” button and was going to ask the listeners for help, but when she open the app to talk about it on air she immediately saw where they moved it to. It’s up top with your notifications now. But still, stop trying to force Reels on us, Instagram!
I Love You Call
As you should know by now, Deb is planning on visiting listener Florida Man Kyle at some point in the future, so we’ve been calling places in Jacksonville in anticipation. Today we called Make Believe Costumes & Dancewear to see if they had rainbow tutus and other fun outfits for a pride make-up house party. Covid may have cancelled Pride parades around the country, but that won’t stop Deb and Florida Man Kyle.
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This Is Not Good Video
If you missed it last week, find out why Jason called his nephew an a-hole.
NFL Pick’ems Are Back
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Daily Morale Boosters
Celebrities. They really are just like us…
ABSOLUTELY HOWLING AT THIS VIDEO OF DIDDY DIVING INTO A POOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/nwIn6xUDLh
— mike taddow (@taddmike) November 14, 2020
The Pope. He really is just like us.
Pope Francis is horny as hell pic.twitter.com/znGdgyJWLv
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 13, 2020
And finally, forget about Jack Gray, we need a Jack Black, Cardi B team up.