Jason’s New Suit Has One Major Problem

jason wearing his wrinkled too-small wine-colored new suit

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Jason’s Suit

Jason ex-girlfriend is getting married soon and he’s invited (It’s his Don’t-A-Girlfriend and it’s not-a-weird at all).  This is the first super fancy event he’s had to attend since the completion of his weight loss odyssey so he was forced to buy a new suit.  Unfortunately there’s one major problem.  It’s not that it’s Aggie Maroon (Jason claims it’s wine colored).  And it’s not that it doesn’t actually fit him (Too small to button up).  No, according to Jason the only problem is that it’s all wrinkled.  Sure Dickman, that’s the ooooonly thing wrong with it.

 

Imari Is Back

Back in 2019, our former producer Imari sadly left us for a job doing overnights in Miami, Florida.  One pandemic and some historic flooding later, she’s back in town and working afternoons on our sister station, 93.3 Austin. Check her out on the air sometime

 

Deb’s Diary

Deb had to restock on toilet paper the other day and was horrified when she got home to find out she had accidentally bought the crappy single-ply stuff.  Why do they even sell it in stores?  It’s worthless.  Even if you try to double up to compensate it’s not the same.  Normally she’d just find some place to donate it to and pick up some of the good stuff, but that seems like the opposite of charity to give someone single-ply TP.  Guess it will just live under the sink until the next pandemic.

 

I Love You Call

To help solve Deb’s TP crisis we called Streets Market and Café in Washington D.C. to see if they had any of the good stuff.

You can listen to more I Love You Calls from Deb here.

 

This Is Not Good Video

Did you think Bill Burr’s SNL monologue was funny or not?

Watch more of our This Is Not Good Video videos here.

 

Daily Morale Boosters

One thing we can agree on is that Kate McKinnon is still the best part of SNL? #Wenowdis.

 

Good news, Borat’s on Twitter now.

 

Solid effort. B+

 

Trix And Treats Contest

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