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Last night Deb had a crazy dream where she was dressed up like a pirate and was buying drugs for one of her friends from a former UT football player. After dropping off said bag of drugs on her friend’s porch, she drove to her old high school to pick up the last pieces of her pirate costume. Also Alfie was there, because of course he was. Not to be out done, Jason told us about his dream, where he was trapped in a Jurassic Park/Disneyland theme park that had been taken over by terrorists. The good news was the terrorists kept all the park-goers occupied by letting them ride all the rides, including a water slide that was the length of the entire park. The bad news was that if you misbehaved, a big harpoon thing hooked you and pulled you back to your room for the day. Which of course dream Jason was caught misbehaving, and when he was flying past everyone his drawers went flying off, letting everyone see his dangly bits. If you’ve got any clues about what either dream means, let us know.
Jason Is Addicted To Booking Flights
We’re starting to get worried that Jason might have a problem. It turns out he’s accrued a ton of money in Southwest Airlines credits because he keeps booking flights for trips he just ends up cancelling. For him, half the fun of going on a trip is just having it scheduled on the books. He’s done this several times since March and has cancelled every one. Will it be safe for him to fly to Hawaii for Christmas? It’s not looking good, but that’s not going to stop him from hoping one day he’ll actually step foot on airplane again.
I Love You Call
Today we called Abracadabra, a costume and magic shop in New York City to see if they could make Deb’s pirate dreams a reality.
NFL Pick’ems Are Back
Sign up to play this week’s NFL Pick’ems and you could win $100 from Hurricane Grill and Wings and a 12-pack of Bud Light from Jason’s vault!
This Is Not Good Video
We broke down Adele’s performance on Saturday Night Live.
Daily Morale Boosters
Kazakhstan is finally getting on board with the whole Borat thing.
Jason may not respect Jason Sudekis’ post-SNL career, but if you have Apple TV+, you owe it to yourself to check out Ted Lasso.
And finally, member Miss Teen South Carolina?
Trix And Treats Contest
Halloween is just around the corner and we want to see your cutest pet costume pics! You can enter online and vote once a day, so get your pup up there ASAP! Winner gets a doggie gift basket from Nulo Pet Food.
Early Voting Is Here
Early voting is here and 101X has a handy-dandy voting guide to make it as easy as possible for you to make your vote count!