Dear Diary, Is It Unique Or Is It Glorified Broccoli?

After her closeout grocery store haul, Deb needed to find a new place to get her groceries. Luckily for her, a new place opened up right by the gym she goes to! After her workout, she decided to check it out and was pleasantly surprised by the variety of fruits and veggies she found! Deb even found a vegetable she had never seen before, she even had to google it. It’s called Romanesco broccoli and Deb decided to take some home with her to see what it tastes like. After cooking it up for dinner she discovered that it tastes like… broccoli. Deb was disappointed thinking she might have found a replacement for broccoli as the original makes her a little too flatulent. Deb wants to keep Alfie as the gassy one of the family. Guess it’s onto the next interesting looking vegetable for you, Deb! 

This is what Deb is eating pic.twitter.com/jxiitRgHjW

— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) September 10, 2019

Don’t Butthurt Me Bro 

With Nick being on vacation and possibly in jail in Mexico we decided to make him the decider of today’s edition of “Don’t Butthurt Me Bro.” While you can listen to the entirety of the game on the 8 am podcast, one of the questions led us to the possibility of Jason and Deb tinder. Details are to come on that, stay tuned! 

News

Wendy’s is finally getting into the fast-food breakfast game. 

The President started a twitter beef with Chrissy Teigen.

lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019

Asymmetrical Jeans are here and they’re only $462!

Sports

Monday night the Saints narrowly pulled off a win against the Texans after there was a controversial roughing the kicker penalty against them. 

Ed Orgeron says the UT away team locker room did not have any air conditioning during Saturday’s game.