Jason and Deb
It's My Hand!
If you know the Dickman, you know Jason is notorious for vastly overestimating his physical capabilities. Try not to laugh, but over the weekend he discovered he is capable of a new physical feature. While Jason was getting ready for some pizza and empty house to himself time on Friday, he threw a pizza in the oven and patiently waited forty minutes for it to cook. By instruction, he puts the pizza directly on the rack and gets ready with a big knife stealth plan of removal. With the knife in his right hand and cutting board in left, he bends down to grab the pizza but it starts sliding off of the cutting board. Those muscular shoulders must have been a little too relaxed at this moment because everything seemed to be happening in slow motion as the pizza continued to slide while Jason was trying to catch his balance.
Believe it or not, the pizza was still airborne so in last efforts he drops the knife and bare-claws the three-hundred and seventy degree baked pizza in mid-air. Yes, Jason thought it was a good idea to grab a piping hot, bubbly, cheesy pizza with his bare hands. And after those efforts weren’t enough, he had no choice but to hook the pizza with his ring finger. Of course the integrity of the pizza had been ruined, but it still ranked a nine out of ten on the deliciousness scale. Hopefully that gross pizza bubble burn was worth it.
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Drip in Atlanta, Georgia to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb opened up the conversation by asking if Drip had any milk alternatives, and lucky for Deb they had both soy and almond milk for her to choose from. Deb also asked if she can get some fluff with her fancy milk substitutes, but Drip quickly shut her down and she got butt-slammed.
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$7 Worth of Hoobastank- Listen to today’s Set List Game.
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