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It's My Hand!

If you know the Dickman, you know Jason is notorious for vastly overestimating his physical capabilities. Try not to laugh, but over the weekend he discovered he is capable of a new physical feature. While Jason was getting ready for some pizza and empty house to himself time on Friday, he threw a pizza in the oven and patiently waited forty minutes for it to cook. By instruction, he puts the pizza directly on the rack and gets ready with a big knife stealth plan of removal. With the knife in his right hand and cutting board in left, he bends down to grab the pizza but it starts sliding off of the cutting board. Those muscular shoulders must have been a little too relaxed at this moment because everything seemed to be happening in slow motion as the pizza continued to slide while Jason was trying to catch his balance.

Believe it or not, the pizza was still airborne so in last efforts he drops the knife and bare-claws the three-hundred and seventy degree baked pizza in mid-air. Yes, Jason thought it was a good idea to grab a piping hot, bubbly, cheesy pizza with his bare hands. And after those efforts weren’t enough, he had no choice but to hook the pizza with his ring finger. Of course the integrity of the pizza had been ruined, but it still ranked a nine out of ten on the deliciousness scale. Hopefully that gross pizza bubble burn was worth it.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Drip in Atlanta, Georgia to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb opened up the conversation by asking if Drip had any milk alternatives, and lucky for Deb they had both soy and almond milk for her to choose from. Deb also asked if she can get some fluff with her fancy milk substitutes, but Drip quickly shut her down and she got butt-slammed.

 

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Today’s game ended in a zip-to-zip tie. Play along and listen to this morning’s famous authors trivia.

$7 Worth of Hoobastank- Listen to today’s Set List Game.

Does Deb Know Stuff About Football- Listen to today’s NFL players fined for stupid stuff trivia.

 

NEWS

Former President George W. Bush fights back tears as he speaks during the State Funeral for his father, former President George H.W. Bush at the National Cathedral December 05, 2018 in Washington, DC.

Apple reveals the most popular iPhone applications of 2018.

Tinder reveals the most popular foods, TV Shows, music and best times to swipe amongst users. Spoiler alert: the best time to swipe is Monday at 9PM.

Former President George W. Bush gives an emotional eulogy for his father, George H.W. Bush.

 

SPORTS

Ezekiel Elliott #21 of the Dallas Cowboys heads off the field after the game against the Atlanta Falcons at Mercedes-Benz Stadium on November 18, 2018 in Atlanta, Georgia.

LeBron James Scores forty-two points leading the LA Lakers to a one-hundred and twenty-one to one-hundred and thirteen win against the San Antonio Spurs.  

Texas loses fifty-three to fifty-four to the VCU Rams.

The NFL reportedly fined Ezekiel Elliott thirteen-thousand dollars after he celebrated a touchdown with a twenty-one dollar donation to the Salvation Army.

Georgia faces Texas for the first time since 1984 in the Sugar Bowl.

Texas State announces the hiring of Jake Spavital as its new football coach.

Defensive end Damontre Moore quit his job at Home Depot to join the Raiders.

 

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