Jason and Deb
Hoops With Jason Dick
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO
Every Monday we test Jason’s manliness by comparing his weekend to a listener’s. Today’s listener was Ruben, and over the weekend he went out with his girlfriend for drinks and ended the night with a drink splashed in his face after he was caught checking out one of her friends.
Remember last week when Jason told us about his lawn situation? Friday he finally took Deb’s advice and got a task rabbit on the job. Saturday Jason competed in a shuffleboard tournament, and went to a crawfish tailgate at the UT Spring game. Then Sunday, he watched the Masters tournament all day then “took a video of himself masturbating”.
*Deb said last week when she sees a doughy white guy shooting hoops all by himself he might as well be masturbating. So here you go.
Who had the mas macho weekend, Listener Reuben, who got caught by his girlfriend checking out her friends, or Jason, who overpaid someone to mow his lawn.
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) April 15, 2019
Check out the video of Jason brushing up on his handles and shot. Nothing but the bottom of the net!
I LOVE YOU CALL
Today we called Big Kahuna Sports & Uniforms in Chicago, IL to see if Deb could get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they had Adidas leggings in stock, and ironically they had no sports apparel in stock. Big Kahuna Sports & Uniforms didn’t even laugh at Deb’s English pronunciation of Adidas, but they still didn’t have any love for Deb today because she got buttslammed.
Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Play along and listen to today’s pardon my French trivia on the 6AM podcast.
Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s notable sports comebacks on the 9AM podcast.
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