Deb Needs Trash Grass Legal Advice

Unkept grass in a front yard.

Deb has a trash grass offender in her neighborhood and she needs your legal advice. There is an empty lot across the street, and at first the grass was just wild, but now it’s filled with weeds, seaweed and has grown to be about chest high. Turns out, the lot was purchased two years ago, but the owner just doesn’t keep it up. If Deb can spend hours picking up her property, why can’t the lot owner across the street get that trash grass under control? Like the neighborhood rule of thumb for an old car on the street getting towed, who can Deb call to report a grass offense?

 

Check out the lot pre jungle grass growth in the Jason and Deb “Office Space” parody video.


 

THAT GUY

Doesn’t Let You Bring Your Baby To The Bar Guy, don’t be That Guy. As you may know, Jason doesn’t have any kids, but a lot of his close friends have children and daddy duties. He made plans to hang out with his friend at what he thought was a baby friendly bar, but when he discussed the plan with his bud, he informed Jason the website said the time they wanted to go wasn’t during baby hours. Well, when Jason arrived he saw kiddos all over the bar. He understood why they wouldn’t permit minors under twenty-one years of age because of TABC laws and stuff, but if it’s not a restaurant he understand the big deal. Doesn’t Let You Bring Your Baby To The Bar Guy, just don’t be that bar, or That Guy.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL

Today we called Barnhart’s Lawn & Garden in Hancock, MD to see if Deb can get them to say I Love You Too. Deb asked if they had a mower and strimmer, and they had the perfect edger for Deb’s lawn. Although Barnhart’s Lawn & Garden understood exactly what Deb meant by using the term strimmer instead of weed eater or whacker, they must not speak the same language after all because Deb got butt-slammed.

 

FIVE WHO CARE AWARD WINNERS

Deb’s best friend’s grandmother was a big winner last night! These five kids and adults were awarded for making a difference in the community. Congratulations to this year’s 2019 Five Who Care award winners!

 

 

GAMES

Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick- Listen to today’s who is in that live action film based on a cartoon trivia on the 6AM podcast.

Whose Tweet Is It Anyways- Play along and listen to today’s Twitter Game on the 7AM podcast.

Does Deb Know Stuff- Listen to today’s comic book heroes who either have no superpowers or really lame ones trivia on the 9AM podcast.

 

NEWS

December 28: Jeopardy podiums on December 28, 2015 in Culver City. Jeopardy is a popular game show in America

Avengers: Endgame is predicted to reach a record breaking one billion worldwide in the box office during opening weekend.

Amazon launches an in-garage delivery service.

James Holzhauer has reached his 14th ‘Jeopardy’ win taking him to over $1 million in winnings.

 

SPORTS

Peyton Manning

The Oklahoma City Thunder loss 115- 118 to the Portland Trail Blazers.

Peyton Manning reportedly is not interested in replacing Jason Witten on ‘Monday Night Football’.

 

 

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