Jason and Deb
All Aboard The Sellout Train! Next Stop, Moneyville
Jason went out to karaoke for his friend’s birthday at 7PM Saturday night but turns out, the karaoke DJ and special machines wouldn’t be ready until 9PM. With two hours to kill until the singing and birthday festivities began, they all decided to play a Butt Hurt-style drinking game. The birthday group wasn’t too big, and amongst the party were the parents of the birthday girl and some of Jason’s close friends. Since they all knew each other more or less, whenever someone thought the game was describing a member from the group, they all had to point and that person had to drink. Although the votes were sparse through the beginning of the game, when the command to point at the person who would do anything for money came up, the group was unanimously pointing at the only and only Jason Dick. True enough most of the people pointing fingers knew the self-proclaimed conductor of the money train well, but even a girl who barely knew him stood by her decision. In classic Butt Hurt fashion, the game may have intended to get under Jason’s skin, but after some contemplating we’ll just say it was a compliment.
Do you think the unanimous decision that @jasondick101x would do anything for money was a dig or compliment?
— Jason and Deb (@JasonAndDeb) November 27, 2018
Every Tuesday we catch up with Deb in a segment we call Deb’s Diary. Since Deb was out this morning, producer Nick caught us up with what’s going on in his life with Nick’s Diary.
Dear Diary, Nick is “getting fat” and believes he is just a couple of pounds away from being a lard ass. The last time Nick was on a health kick, he lost weight working out at Orange Theory. Unfortunately since then he has fallen off the wagon, but having to recover the fat guy undies was his breaking point. Last time Nick shed a few pounds, he treated himself to some new briefs to compliment his new figure. Although lately, he has been avoiding wearing the smaller size, so he knows it’s time to get a jump start on his “new year, new me”. It’s always tough to start a new diet and exercise plan, but at least Nick knows he has to make a change before he enters the danger zone. Maybe Jason’s decision to compare wing sauces during Nick’s Diary won’t help this weight loss roller coaster, but if it counts, when “Mr. Muscular Shoulders” is president, Nick won’t have to worry about sizes because they would all be made up.
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I LOVE YOU CALL
Deb was out recovering from her labrum surgery, so today’s I Love You call was a Best Of from the time we called Danny's Package Shop Liquor Store in Georgia. Deb started out the conversation by asking if they had any fireball. Danny's Package Shop Liquor Store in Georgia showed Deb some southern hospitality because they didn’t even mind she was craving cinnamon whiskey at 9AM and Deb got an I Love You Too.
Let’s Talk Talkies- Listen and play along to today’s Dick vs. Nick battle royal part two.
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