13 Shelter In Place Activities to Avoid For Your Own Safety

Teach dog to drive

Staying at home all the time can drive one crazy and we’re probably all going to start doing a lot of things purely out of boredom. That’s okay! Just be safe. A nurse friend of mine said the hospitals are packed and getting an uptick in random cases that they shouldn’t.

Here are 13 Shelter In Place Activities to Avoid For Your Own Safety:


1) Clean the gutter using your busted ass backyard wrestling ladder

man cleaning leaves


2) Ride your bike with no hands 

man riding bike no hands


3) Fix the the garbage disposal 

man cleaning a sink


4) Teach your dog how to drive 

driving dog


5) Start shit with a neighbor 

two men fighting


6) Climb a tree to pull down those Christmas lights

man in tree


7) Snort a line of pollen

man snorting pollen


8) Kiss your crush 

two people kissing


9) Any kind of butt stuff you’ve never safely done before (not kink shaming this is literally a problem right now)

man on bed

10) Cuddle your roomate’s man

two men cuddling


11) Read the Bible

Outtakes from shelter in place

Share this Posts

Share on twitter
Share on facebook
Share on linkedin

Related Posts

This year’s Sherwood Forest Faire (and the King’s surprise visit to the 101X studios) have been cancelled. However, that doesn’t mean we can’t have