You're Being Very Obtuse
10/22/2013 8:51:00 AM
Today, Jason has revealed his disability that he has had since he was a kid. He has acute scoliosis. Deb refuses to acknolwedge his ailment but he insists that's why he is ill. He never needed surgery because it is acute, but it is something that he has to live with every day.
AMATEUR DREAM INTERPRETATION:
Jason had a crazy dream. He and Austin police chief, Art Acevedo, were in a rundown hotel room on a stakeout looking for a murderer near the put-put in Round Rock. They went to the arcade where the games were all working, but no one was there. He played a game of air hockey against himself and then went back to the hotel to go to sleep so they could wake up and catch the murderer. The police chief had 2 girls in his bed. One woke up because of a text message saying she’s not getting fake boobs. They get up and Acevedo orders some room service, however it arrives earlier than it should and Jason smells something fishy going on. The delivery guy wheels his cart into the room, Jason does a somersault over the bed, grabs the lid from the room service, and hit the guy in the face before he can grab his gun. What does it all mean?
A CRAPPY NOTE:
This weekend, Deb was at her friend’s apartment complex before going to brunch. While walking down some stairs, they noticed a strange note with a pile of dog poop below it. This pile also looked to have a couple footprints from unsuspecting tenants. The note said, “Not sure who is the bigger piece of s**t, you or your dog. Have some common courtesy and walk your lazy ass 2 floors down to take your dog out scumbag.” Another person also signed the note with more against the lazy dog owner. As we have seen before, Jason hates picking up after dogs. He sides with the dog owner and says that he went to college and does not want to waste his time picking up dog doo doo. Deb completely disagrees.
Deb’s ongoing struggle with iPhone’s continues. She returned her iPhone 5c “rental” before the 14 day trial period had expired only paying a $35 restocking fee. In the meantime, she had her old iPhone 4s fixed until the new gold iPhone 5s arrives. Deb ordered this phone over a month ago and it still has not arrived. But there is some good news. It ships this week and should be at her house soon. Jason points out that Deb has been very promiscuous with her iPhones and has had many different partners. Deb insists that things are changing and she wants to keep one phone without breaking it. She does need the guy’s support though and asks them to stop teasing her. That’s definitely not going to happen anytime soon.
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she spoke with Allie at Vada Spa in NYC. Since Deb and Jason are both on the injured list, she asked about couples’ massages, which are pretty reasonable, and for wusses like Jason they can do a combo of deep and normal massage. They have complimentary wine, which will help you feel better about the butt-slams they give you.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF (ABOUT FOOTBALL):
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her questions about the game of football, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had Football Players Injured While Not Playing Football trivia. Laron Landry suffered what injury that kept him from playing? She thought it was while bowling, but he got shot in the crotch paintballing. Chase Blackburn hurt himself doing what in the locker room? She guessed slipped in the shower, but he ruptured his eardrum with a Q-tip.
A medical marijuana grower in southern Oregon was busted by the police using Google Earth to find his illegal plant supply.
The New York Giants got their first win against the Minnesota Vikings on Monday night football. Eli Manning had his first game this season without an interception.