It's A Dumpster Buyers Market
10/21/2013 9:58:00 AM
DEAD AIR RECORD:
Last Friday, Jason set a new personal record. It all started after Jason reprimanded Deb for looking up cute cat videos during the show. Jason waits until the end of the show to look at cat videos since it is less distracting. However, he was distracted. For 2 minutes and 34 seconds. While watching a cat video, he did not realize that there was dead air on the radio and nothing was being played. Damn you cats.
PRISONER PEN PAL:
Famous prisoner, Paul Dylan Riley sent us another letter. He drew a hatchet man with a meat cleaver on the front. He also included a page from the book Angels and Demons with a butterfly sticker. The best part though was what he wrote on the back of the letter; “Deb did her laser hair removal at Restora? That’s so sexy.” This led to another round of Prison Price Is Right. The most shocking thing was that an iced tea with lemon is 35 cents but a pack of Uno cards is $8.00!
While hosting the FAVE Awards, Jason made this joke: “Did you hear about this guy in the news, a professor is going to live in a dumpster for a year to prove you can consume less. It’s a sellers market but it’s actually a dumpster buyers market.”
TRUTH OR PAIR:
You can ask Jason & Deb whatever you want, and they can either tell the Truth or give you a Pair of tickets to that thing you love. Deb was asked when the last time she watched porn. She says it has been a while, a few to several weeks. Jason is asked what the juiciest secret that he has on his mom is. He said that his parents would buy drugs with their financial aid checks and try to sell them. They would just end up using them though.
DEB THE FELON:
Deb might have accidentally been involved with credit card fraud. She went out on Friday night and got pretty drunk. Saturday she woke up with a terrible hangover and went with her friend to get coffee in hopes of making herself feel better. When the cashier gives her the total, she reaches into her pocket and realizes that the credit card she is holding is not hers. It is Eric’s. She does not know anyone named Eric and has no idea how she got this card. She decided that coffee was going to be on Eric that morning, but the card was declined. Deb eventually found her card but still has no idea who Eric is.
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:
Jason will tell you he's a man's man's man, so we pit his weekend against a listener's to see whose was mas macho. Gail calls in and has a very un-macho weekend. She trained her dog, went running, and did yoga. Jason hosted the FAVE awards and then went to see AFI. Then he had a football watching party where Nick ate five sausage wraps, grilled steaks, and even had asparagus. Jason obviously wins this one.
Deb has a new game. The last one was where you Google image yourself. This one is a game that is fun but can be creepy or dirty. You need an iPhone 5s with the airdrop feature. Airdrop is where you select photos and then can drop them into other people’s phones. Deb’s friend was airdropped a photo by a group of guys accidentally. Then they airdropped them. This led everyone to drop photos into other people’s phones. Sounds complicated.
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, "I love you." Today she calls Green Mountain Bikes in Rochester, VT. Deb wants to rent bicycles to see some parts of Vermont. Dylan says that it’s going to be cold next week and might be snowboarding weather. He also talks our ears off but in the end he shows no love for Deb.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF (ABOUT FOOTBALL):
Every day we "trivialize" Deb by asking her questions about the game of football, then laughing when she doesn't know the answers. Today is Fat Football Coach trivia after talking about Andy “The Kool-Aid Man” Reid. Who was the former fat guy coach turned announcer? Deb guesses John Madden, which is correct. Bill Parcels has hilariously bad – what? An old man fupa. A 12-year-old version of Andy Reid, appears in a football commercial. Deb got it right this time.
Three men in Utah were leading a boy scout troop when they kicked over an 20 million year old rock formation and then filmed themselves celebrating.
The Dallas Cowboys beat the Philadelphia Eagles 17-3 in Philly on Sunday but this is 1st time that Chip Kelley has been held to zero points in one half.