Can I Be Your 5th Nipple?
9/23/2013 10:28:00 AM
Tommy and Taylor from Quiet Company are in the studio to promote HAAM day. HAAM is the Health Alliance for Austin Musicians. They are playing with many other acts at ACL Live tomorow, September 24th. Tickets and other information are available at Myhaam.org.
JASON GETS INTO SHAPE:
For the last week, Jason started a new workout regimen to prepare himself for the upcoming softball tournament. Deb mocked him and said that nobody can get in shape in only a week. He claims that the bat already feels lighter and he is noticeably stronger. After much debate, Deb thinks it might just all be in his head. I guess we will have to see on Saturday at the tournament.
THE RETURN OF MUSHMOUTH:
This weekend was Deb’s boat party. Jason amazed everyone by doing a back flip off the boat, even though no one thought he could do it. Nick showed up late and very drunk. Deb got to know Nick’s inebriated alter ego, Mushmouth. Apparently when he drinks heavily, he starts to chew on his mouth and resembles a cocaine user. At the height of his drunkenness, he vaguely remembers Deb talking to him but no sound coming out of her mouth.
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:
Jason will tell you he's a man's man's man, so we pit his weekend against a listener's to see whose was mas macho. This week Brant calls in and discusses his weekend that consisted of night skydiving on Friday, working on his car and barbecuing, and wrapping up by shooting assault rifles at the firing range. Jason went to a poker game and won $1,300, then on Saturday went to Debs birthday party where he gracefully performed a back flip off the boat. Sunday he watched football and made wings.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Route 10 Self Storage in Reading, PA and inquired about different size storage units. She also entertained the though of using storage unit as an escape room. It’s nice and quiet, secluded, and even climate controlled. They were very nice but not very loving.
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TRUTH OR PAIR:
You can ask Jason & Deb anything you want, and they can either tell you the Truth or give you a Pair of tickets to that thing you love. Today, Jason was asked what he asked the Restora doctors off air. He just wanted to know when are a mans peak penis growing years. Deb was asked what was her craziest ACL experience and upon much deliberation, she said when she ate mushrooms. Jason is asked to reveal his IMDB game premonition but he won’t say.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF (ABOUT FOOTBALL):
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her questions about the game of football, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had to guess about failed drug tests in the NFL. She did not know about Bryan Crushing’s claim of overtraining for a failed fertility drug test. She also could not remember the name of the fake penis used for cheating drug tests. The Original Whizzinator.
The Chaos Computer Club of Germany has already hacked into the new iPhone. The new fingerprint scanner can be used with other body parts like toes or even nipples.
The Cowboys beat the St. Louis Rams 31-7 this weekend with a 2-1 record and went to the top of the weak NFC East.