The Sense Of Talking
8/26/2013 11:05:00 AM
This weekend we attended Pluckers’ First Annual Wing Bowl, where listener Mark Damian was the big winner, and Jason had to apologize for not thinking he could do it. Jason assumed some tiny Kobayashi-style dude would beat him, but Mark ate 48 wings in 8 minutes, winning it for the big guys. Shockingly he had no negative effects afterward, either. Check out Jason making a mess of himself here.
BACK TO SCHOOL:
Lo and behold – it’s the first day of school! We wondered if parents had screwed anything up yet, and we actually had one listener who heard us ask, then realized she forgot her son’s lunch. Saved a life today. Being a teacher is such a racket – you get gifts on the first day sometimes, and you can confiscate kids’ phones and stuff. Jason remembers his pager being confiscated. What a cool dude.
DEB’S CAR CRASH:
You of course are aware that Deb was in a crazy wreck last week after swerving to avoid a deer and hitting a light pole. Her bruises have gone down (although she found a new one on top of her head from when the back two wheels popped up and smashed her against the airbag and ceiling). Though she’s a little shaken up – her words are a little iffy, and she referred to the airbag as a “thingbag.”
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:
Jason will tell you he’s a man’s man’s man, so we pit his weekend against a listener’s and see whose weekend was mas macho. Listener Tyler not only hosted a fantasy football draft party, but pre-partied with a poker tournament, then went downtown to celebrate how well he did. Jason started drinking at 11 AM, but that didn’t stop him from eating an impressive number of wings at Pluckers’ Wing Bowl.
ROOM FOR RENT:
Producer Nick’s roommate is running for the hills after living with him for as long as anyone could stand to, so he’s looking for a new place to live. Deb found a flier for the perfect place for him. He’d be sharing a house (and bathroom) with a few female UT students. One problem: they’re looking for someone who “identifies as a woman.” Let’s slap a wig on him. This could be just the nurturing environment he needs.
TRUTH OR PAIR:
You can ask Jason & Deb anything you want, and they can either tell you the Truth or give you a Pair of tickets to that thing you love. How many times a week does Jason jerk it while he’s thinking about Deb? On average: 0. She’s permanently friend/sister zoned for him. Which sexual position most hurt Deb to attempt? Well it has two words and one of them is “driver.” Google it. Or maybe don't, on second thought.
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Tuxedo Pharmacy in Atlanta and asked Erin if she could get something over the counter (or under the table) that’s like lorazepam. Um, no. That sounds illegal. Which is probably why Erin hung up on Deb with no love.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had to guess competitive eating records. How many pounds of chicken wings did Joey Chestnut eat? She said 6.5, and it’s 7.61, so that’s a pretty good guess. And deep-fried asparagus? Her guess was 4 pounds, but it was actually over 9. His pee must still smell to this day.
Check out the newest beauty pageant contestant making a fool out of herself:
Poor Mark Sanchez got injured in a pre-season game, and there’s no word on whether he’ll play the first game or not.