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Posted 8/23/2013 9:59:00 AM


Deb’s still at home recovering from her car accident the other night, but she felt good enough to talk on the phone with us for a bit today. She recounted the accident for us: she swerved at 30mph to avoid a deer and ended up hitting a telephone pole instead, and when she was talking to the police immediately after the accident she ended up sobbing and apologizing for the mess she made. She went to the doctor yesterday and she checked out okay, but clearly this has not been a great experience for Deb. Keep thinking positive thoughts for her, people!



Jason’s been happy having Trevin fill-in for Deb the past two days because it makes all the old inside jokes feel new and exciting. Jason talked about how he rated himself an 82 but Trevin thought that Jason might be slighting himself, agreeing that he’s a very attractive person. Then they turned on Alex and his Batman-themed shoes, ranking him lower than Jason.


descriptionSo this is what happens when Deb doesn’t make it to the show: we talk about dick pics. We want to know: do women actually like them? Jason says he has never sent any dick pics, but both Alex and Nick admitted to sending at least one in the past. A listener called Jason out for lying about dick pics, so he confessed that he’s taken pictures of himself but then decided not to send them to anyone. We tried to get more listeners to talk about dick pics but no one really wanted to. Sad day.



We’ve all run late to things in our lives, but then there are those times where you’re just really, really late. Yesterday one of Alex’s friends was five hours late to their D&D session, and one of the Sucktones is late all the time; you know those kinds of people. Listeners called in and shared stories about being hours late to wedding receptions and final exams in college, which prompted Jason to talk about that one time he missed an exam because he didn’t know what room it was in. No one said college would be easy.



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Fridays we talk to a real sports expert, Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 Sports. Jason and Dennis talked about Johnny Manziel’s demotion to the all-SEC second-team and Dennis agreed that it was a knock against Manziel due to his off-field behavior during the off-season. Watch the Red Sox play the Dodgers tomorrow, and then the Saints play the Texans on Sunday.



Every day that Deb isn’t here we “trivialize” Trevin by asking him quiz questions, then laughing when he doesn’t know the answers. Today we quizzed him on the history of The Morning X and began by asking him what Jason’s wife took from him in the divorce that hurt more than the actual divorce. Trevin knew that it was his couch and answered before the listener could even chime in. We then asked about the drug Deb was on during her Fear and Loathing moment, but he didn’t know that it was Lorazapam. Trevin also didn’t know that Jason has repeatedly claimed that 8th grade was his best year.



At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Or, when Deb’s not here, Trevin calls a random business. Today Trevin called Eastern Mountain Sporting Goods and asked Tim where he could play disc golf in the Boston area. Tim didn’t really know of any good courses, they didn’t have any discs at the store, and he didn’t have any love for Trevin.



Ben Affleck will play Batman in the upcoming Man of Steel and it seems like literally no one is expecting him to do it well.



Johnny Manziel was voted to the preseason all-SEC second-team for the season immediately following his Heisman trophy victory, which is generally given to the best player in football. The saga of Johnny Ski-Goggles continues, ladies and gentlemen!

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