It’s Functional. Sometimes the Function Is Comedy.
7/1/2013 9:51:00 AM
Jason was complaining once again about grown men who wear sports jerseys, saying it would be like nerdy Alex Son of a Preacher Man wearing a cape to work every day. Well, now that just sounds like fun. New morning show uniforms.
DEB - THE WORLD’S WORST GIRLFRIEND:
Friday night was date night, so Deb bought some tickets for World War Z for herself and her boyfriend to enjoy. She lay down for a nap at 3 PM and was shaken awake by her man at 9 PM. Needless to say she didn’t make the 6:30 movie. He did, though, and enjoyed the film on Deb’s dollar. Is that the worst thing she’s done as a girlfriend? Her boyfriend might complain about some other stuff, but that’s another story.
NICK LOVES ART:
Producer Nick went to a Catholic church picnic with his family and participated in their silent auction. Mostly just to spite some old lady, but he ended up with some excellent rooster art. The artist is from Africa or Hawaii or wherever, and she paints chickens surfing and taunting a man who works for Chicken Busters. Who you gonna call!
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:
Jason will tell you he’s a man’s man’s man, and we put that to the test by pitting his weekend against a listener’s and seeing whose was mas macho. Listener CJ told us he took his lady to a country show, did a bunch of welding, and played basketball with his kid. Jason played poker backstage at some venue he may or may not have been legally permitted to use, then he went swimming and did some Top Golf with CrossFitters. The vote went to CJ, for being a father and a hero.
KIDS IN AN R-RATED MOVIE:
Upon walking into This Is The End – probably the filthiest comedy of the year – Deb was surprised to see a kid there who couldn’t have been more than 12. That movie is not acceptable for a lot of grown-ups, let alone a youngster. Is Deb being too much of a meddling old lady, worrying that this kid will be messed up by a movie full of penises? Check out this VERY NSFW trailer and see if you’d let your kid see this.
MY ROOMMATE IS AN IDIOT:
Last week Jason’s roommate / Deb’s friend Jeff stole some of Jason’s body wash, since he was all out of soap in his bathroom. Dick move, especially when Jason is already wet before he realizes there’s no soap in the shower. But karma hit Jeff back this morning, when he grabbed the wrong bottle and used flea and tick shampoo. For dogs. At least he’s tick-free today.
TRUTH OR PAIR:
You can ask Jason & Deb whatever you want, and they can either tell you the Truth or give you a Pair of tickets to that thing you love. Has Jason had any relations with friends’ exes? Oh, yeah. Lots of times. Including one time where he was making out with a girl who started crying, saying: “I'm John’s girl.” With that in mind, does Jason have any Eskimo Brothers (two dudes who have been with the same girl) with a fellow 101X employee? Oh, yeah. Trevin On The Radio – Jason’s got your diseases flowing through him.
PET OF THE WEEK:
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering to the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Total Look Salon in Connecticut and spoke with Aurora. Deb was informed that they are a “full-service salon,” which Jason took to mean that they do anal bleaching. That screwed up Deb’s brain the rest of the call, and she was butt-slammed as a result. That does sound fun, though.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had Pop Culture Chickens trivia. Which Looney Tune is a Southern-styled rooster? Obviously Foghorn Leghorn. Now did she know how the Giant Chicken pissed off Peter in Family Guy? No, of course not. And she refuses to learn, because she hates that show.
It’s a little hot outside. A man died in Vegas when the temperature hit 117, and a guy’s shoes melted in Death Valley. So, you know, stay inside.
If you’re wanting to go into the NBA as a free agent, you’re now allowed to do so, as of today. Jason and Alex are campaigning for a job with the Clippers.