New Game Of Thrones Character: Carlos Targaryen
5/8/2013 7:50:00 AM
THE NEWLY MOM GAME:
This game has nothing to do with being a new mom on the contrary this game tests how well a son or daughter knows their mother and it runs a lot like the newlywed game. Luis and his mother Rose were in studio today to see how well he knows his mother. Does he know what drugs she’s taken before? What year she was born? Who her favorite band is? Or which of his girlfriends she tolerated most? Well, he mostly knows his mother but there are some things his mother just shielded or hid from him.
Wednesdays we shine a light on That Guy – the guy (or girl) who does something douchey and either doesn’t realize it or doesn’t apologize for it. “Sure I’ll go on that trip with you but I’m not ready to book yet guy.” Jason is going on a trip to Detroit and as ready to make the trip happen as his friends seemed, they also weren’t ready to book the trip. Jason feels like they are dangling this magnificent trip to Detroit in front of him like a perfectly cooked steak.
101X PICTURE DAY:
Yesterday was picture day for us and we ventured down to The W Hotel to take some nice photos. However, in our normal fashion, we walked into the place like we owned it; we looked for the bar immediately, Deb took over as creative director of the shoot, we took some questionable pictures, and we most certainly did “not” steal any chocolate syrup. I repeat we did NOT steal any chocolate syrup.
Producer Nick is an angry man, but we allow him to yell at whomever he wants, as long as he changes the name to "Redacted." Nick seemed especially infuriated today so we decided to let him vent out his pent up frustration with the human race. He’s angry at people who get onto him about smothering everything in ketchup and people who won’t hold the phone up to their ear to have a conversation.
YOU AUTO-COMPLETE ME:
Google is a wondrous search engine and who knows what will pop up as the top searched names, phrases, and other things us weirdos look for on the Internet. Jason and Deb seem off their game today. Both were stumped by the names Pat and Norman but Deb was clutch when she correctly guessed the band One Direction and Mapquest as top hits.
PET OF THE WEEK:
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Snuffy’s Malt Shop in Minnesota to see if her and her family could stop in and enjoy a nice, refreshing malt and a nice American sandwich. As magical and classically American as the shop seemed, they had no love for Deb today.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today we are playing McDonald’s commercial trivia in honor of Charles Ramsey’s potential to be a McDonald’s superstar. Actor Jason Alexander did a McDonald’s commercial in the 80’s, and Justin Timberlake did a special rendition of the “I’m Lovin’ it” song back in the day.
Charles Ramsey, the man credited with helping free the 3 women who were kidnapped and kept in Ohio for 10 years is now an Internet sensation. In all the interviews he has given not only has he been hilarious but he also always remembers to mention that at the time of the rescue he was eating McDonalds.
Mcdonald's has reached out to Ramsey in a tweet saying they appreciated his heroic efforts and will get in touch with him soon. No matter what happens, it seems Mr. Ramsey has a bright future ahead of him or at least for 15 minutes or so.
We have found the ultimate cougar. A woman named Marjory who is over 100 years old has finally found true love. Her new husband is 30 plus years her junior and yet this is the first marriage for both of them. This gives Jason hope that the dream of the 90s, and maybe even someday the dream of the 2000’s will be alive.
The NBA Playoffs continue and the heartbreak for many fans just won’t quit. Especially the OKC Thunder who had a series lead and now just seem to be crumbling under the pressure of Memphis. First Kobe, now this, what will happen next? I don’t know basketball will always amaze you.
Tiger Woods spoke out against the rule in golf where spectators can chime in on plays and whether or not something is allowed after a spectator called out Tiger for a drop. No one phones in when Kobe travels and yet they are allowed to call when Tiger makes a play.
Every large sporting event seems to produce some kind of Internet sensation, or someone that creates a media buzz. There was the vuvuzela, there are the men in green suits at the Stanley Cup Finals, and now there’s a screeching woman at the Spurs game. Three women have stepped forward and claimed to be the woman with the nail on chalkboard scream but we think the true squealer may be too embarrassed to step up.