Get Stampled By Love
5/6/2013 10:47:00 AM
TRUTH OR PAIR:
You can ask Jason & Deb whatever you want, and they can either tell you the Truth or give you a Pair of tickets to that thing you love. Has Deb ever thought about having kids with her current boyfriend? Sure, but she worries that they’ll come out ginger. It runs in his family. Gross. Jason has not ever worn women’s underwear, as we found out, but he wouldn’t mind trying it. Do they have a Big & Tall Victoria’s Secret?
After we took Friday off so Deb could go camping, it didn't exactly happen. Her thought was: “Wouldn’t you rather just go to Port Aransas and stay in a condo by the beach instead?” And her boyfriend did. After some convincing, that is. Jason is incensed. The only reason he agreed to taking a vacation day was because he thought Deb was pooping in the woods. He demands one of her vacation days!
We want your mom to get something awesome for having to put up with you all these years. So we're having moms and their children play our version of the Newlywed Game that we cleverly call The Newly-Mommed Game. As an example today Jason played with his mom, and they did match each others' answers a few times. He was very happy that she said he was a cuter kid than his nephew is. You can get all the details on the contest and how you can enter your mom here.
WHAT HAVE YOU WASHED?:
After several decades with an unblemished record, Deb left something in her pocket when it went through the wash. Her key fob. So naturally she put it in the dryer, too, so it would start working again. Yeah, that didn’t work. So now she has to use this really old-fashioned thing for her car called a key. Have you guys heard of these things? They’re weird.
PET OF THE WEEK:
We're all about supporting animal charities and bringing you the happiness of animals in your own home. So you should check out our friends at Love-A-Bull, who are currently looking for a home for Jack Blac, who promises to be at least as funny as his namesake. He's great with people and other dogs. Give him and the other adopt-a-bulls a look here.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Xtech Internet Café in Smithfield, NC. Apparently those still exist. Deb didn’t even mess around today – she found out they have coffee and immediately dropped the love bomb. The nice lady working was quick to pick it up and shoot it right back, though. Love is in the air.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had to answer questions about TV beaches. Where was Baywatch set? She somehow reasoned out that it’s LA County. She again guessed right that it was in Malibu. And here she claims not to know anything about these classic TV shows...
The dashcam video of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest has been released, and it is spectacular. She is feeling quite American as she says that the cop has no jurisdiction over the land that she stands on (which, of course, he does). You can see it here.
All but one of the people who determine this year’s NBA MVP voted for LeBron James. So he won, but Jason’s mad about the one guy who kept it from being unanimous.