Eat My Bones
5/2/2013 9:54:00 AM
JASON ATE A BABY:
This is not true, but he did take this picture. It has nothing to do with anything, but we thought we’d share. (What he/we actually ate today was 360 Pizza, which you should eat, too, because it’s delicious.)
This weekend Deb’s camping, but she is extremely worried. She doesn’t like getting dirty or seeing bugs or being cold, and all of those will inevitably happen. Also hasn’t got any camping gear. Sounds like someone’s gonna have a very expensive trip to REI today.
TALKING ABOUT SALARIES:
The debate has been raging in the 101X studio recently: is it acceptable to discuss your salary with your coworkers? Producer Nick really wants to know what Jason & Deb make, and he’s mad that they won’t tell him. Isn’t it just rude, though? Also, even if you say you won’t get mad, we have proof that’s not true. And it involves monkeys.
WHERE’S MY FLYING CAR?:
In this segment we talk about something that should be a thing but isn't yet a thing, as far as we know. Like the flying car. On Jason’s washing machine there’s a display of “estimated time remaining.” Why can’t we have an exact system? He was having a dirty shorts emergency the other day (not what you’re thinking of) and he needed them clean STAT! He should know his clothes need longer to clean by now.
NICK THAT TUNE:
Producer Nick is not the most well-versed person, when it comes to music knowledge. We thought we’d throw out a couple of super-classic 101X artists today and see if he knew who they were. Surprisingly he went 4/6, identifying Nirvana (which is hard for him), although he did come up with an awesome mash-up band: Avenged Folds Five. Can’t wait to hear their new single.
PET OF THE WEEK:
We're all about supporting animal charities and bringing you the happiness of animals in your own home. So you should check out our friends at Love-A-Bull, who are currently looking for a home for Jack Blac, who promises to be at least as funny as his namesake. He's great with people and other dogs. Give him and the other adopt-a-bulls a look here.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Charlotte Russe women’s wear store in Virginia. Hanna, the employee there, was very diplomatic in allaying Deb’s fear that she’s too old for that store. Deb also tricked an I Love You out of Hanna. First this week!
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her trivia questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had camping equipment trivia. She did not know what a Billy Can (it's a can you take the lid off of so you can boil water in it) or a Mummy Bag are (it's a sleeping bag that's designed to conserve heat). She's gonna need one of those this chilly weekend.
A Mountain Dew commercial that everyone in the world has decided is racist and unacceptable has been pulled from almost everywhere. But we’ve still got it for you.
While no one has ever said Shaq is particularly smart, we were all still surprised to see his cell phone go off while he was on Inside the NBA last night. Pro style.