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Who Bags My Groceries?
Posted 4/12/2013 6:38:00 AM

TAX SEASON: 

Your taxes are due to be filed by Monday, have you done them yet?  No, well if you want your boatloads of cash then you better get on it.  Personally, my mother still does my taxes but we’re not all so lucky.  Deb has a smart and Savvy woman do her taxes while Jason is still winging it and doing his taxes all on his own.  Hopefully the IRS never comes after him.

 

NICK YOUR HOUSE-SITTER:

Producer Nick has decided he wants out of the rent game.  He’s tired of the month to month game.  No, he’s not making the big decision to buy a home; instead he’s decided to try a new profession: House-sitter.  In theory that sounds good I guess however, Nick’s only experience is with Deb and she isn’t exactly singing her praise. This lifestyle seems glamorous and whimsical now, but is it truly attainable?  Call Nick a dreamer because he thinks so.

 

 DEB'S ROOMMATE:

Deb likes to think she is a pretty clean person around the house and for the most part so is her roommate except for when it comes to trash and recycling.  She appears to be the only one that will take outside the trash and recycling and so she is proposing a plan to see how long it will take and how full the trash can has to get before her roommate will be the one to do the chore.  Can she hold out to prove her point or will she cave?

 

C OF THE WEEK:

Fridays Deb calls the one person who’s wronged her the most that week the C Word – the worst word in the world, although she usually uses it jovially.  The saga of Deb’s back continues but this time she’s mad at the vicoden she has been prescribed for the pain.  The medicine has made her irregular in terms of.. umm.. bowel movements.  So she got muscle relaxers instead, but those scare her too.  They make her feel out of control and unsafe.  That’s why the medicine and pain killer industry is the C of the week.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL:

At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.”  Today she called an at home care company in Duluth, Georgia.  Maybe someone in Georgia can help her around the house while her ailing back heals.  Something they cannot help her with.. her quest for love.

 

JOHNNY "FOOTBALL" RETURNS:

Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel is officially back on Twitter.  After saying he was quitting the social media site to focus on other things he went on a 47 tweet rampage between 3 and 5AM today.  Jason, always ready to attack, points out Manziel’s grammar, and love of Drake Lyrics.  Follow Johnny here.

 

PET OF THE WEEK:

We're all about supporting animal charities, and bringing you the happiness of animals in your own home.  So you should check out our friends at Love-A-Bull, who are currently looking for a home for Tiggy, who has clearly lived with a family before, and she wants to be part of yours now.  She's very well trained around dogs and people.  Give her and the other adopt-a-bulls a look here.

 

 

JASON AT THE GROCERY STORE:

Jason went to the grocery store yesterday and finally… FINALLY remembered to take re-usable bags with him.  He thought he had done it all right, but no, he had done it all wrong.  When he started checking out he suddenly realized he was unsure about who was going to bag his groceries.  Was it him? Was it the cashier? Was it an elf that would magically appear?

 

ALEX AT SIX FLAGS:

Producer Alex is the proud owner of a Fiesta Texas Six Flags season pass and this weekend he journeys to the place of wonder for the first of the season.  This season unlike the others is especially wonder filled as Alex is also now the proud owner of the season food pass.  That’s two meals every time he goes, and he’ll go plenty.

 
 
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:

Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers.  Today’s trivia is all about those one hit wonders we love, but who sang them? Did they ever have another song?  Vanilla Ice, Right Said Fred, and Baja Men all had songs after their big hits but nothing that lived up to their former glory.  Side note: I think Deb is a closet Right Said Fred fan.

 
 
NEWS:

Jay-Z and Beyonce celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary in Cuba and while they looked flawless and still crazy in love, there were some in Congress who questioned their trip. This is because currently U.S. citizens are not allowed to travel to Cuba for reasons of tourism even though many Americans still travel there by way of another country.  I say let Beyonce and Jay-Z do what they want so I can have something to aspire to.

 

Peter Robbins, the original voice of the beloved Charlie Brown cartoon has been arrested. You see that thing in the distance, it’s your childhood, say goodbye to it.  He pleaded guilty to stalking and threatening after he tried to get money back from a plastic surgeon who gave his girlfriend breast implants.  Robbins faces up to three years in prison.

 

Citizens of China will not be able to see “Django Unchained.”  Officials for the country say the film is too violent and gory for the patrons of Chinese theatres.  Well, it is a Quentin Tarantino film so what did anyone expect? Sunshine and daisies, I think not.

 

There is a new single by the Korean popstar Psy and my ears are crying.  The song loosely translates to something about mother loving, and other ridiculousness.

 

SPORTS:

The first round of The Masters concluded with Sergio Garcia coming out the victor.  For those of you who are like me and did not know there were more rounds you might be asking yourself, “Do I have to endure more of this?” Yes… yes you do, and so does Lindsey Vonn who has been on the sidelines (is it called a sideline in golf?) to support her man Tiger Woods.

 

The Dodgers and Padres baseball game was very peaceful yesterday... PSYCH!  Padres player Carlos Quentin charged the LA Dodgers pitcher Greinke after being hit with a pitch.  Then Matt Kemp got involved; He asked Quentin why he charged their pitcher and so Quentin was in his second fight of the game.  Eventually security and police broke the fight up and both players were ejected from the game.

Fridays we talk to a real sports expert, Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 Sports.  He chimes in on the Tiger Woods at The Masters situation, and how good or bad his chances look after the first round.  He also give us some insight about Lindsey Vonn being there and whether or not THAT is a good or bad thing for Tiger's game.

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