Your taxes are due to be filed by Monday, have you done them yet? No, well if you want your boatloads of cash then you better get on it. Personally, my mother still does my taxes but we’re not all so lucky. Deb has a smart and Savvy woman do her taxes while Jason is still winging it and doing his taxes all on his own. Hopefully the IRS never comes after him.
NICK YOUR HOUSE-SITTER:
Producer Nick has decided he wants out of the rent game. He’s tired of the month to month game. No, he’s not making the big decision to buy a home; instead he’s decided to try a new profession: House-sitter. In theory that sounds good I guess however, Nick’s only experience is with Deb and she isn’t exactly singing her praise. This lifestyle seems glamorous and whimsical now, but is it truly attainable? Call Nick a dreamer because he thinks so.
Deb likes to think she is a pretty clean person around the house and for the most part so is her roommate except for when it comes to trash and recycling. She appears to be the only one that will take outside the trash and recycling and so she is proposing a plan to see how long it will take and how full the trash can has to get before her roommate will be the one to do the chore. Can she hold out to prove her point or will she cave?
C OF THE WEEK:
Fridays Deb calls the one person who’s wronged her the most that week the C Word – the worst word in the world, although she usually uses it jovially. The saga of Deb’s back continues but this time she’s mad at the vicoden she has been prescribed for the pain. The medicine has made her irregular in terms of.. umm.. bowel movements. So she got muscle relaxers instead, but those scare her too. They make her feel out of control and unsafe. That’s why the medicine and pain killer industry is the C of the week.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called an at home care company in Duluth, Georgia. Maybe someone in Georgia can help her around the house while her ailing back heals. Something they cannot help her with.. her quest for love.
JOHNNY "FOOTBALL" RETURNS:
Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel is officially back on Twitter. After saying he was quitting the social media site to focus on other things he went on a 47 tweet rampage between 3 and 5AM today. Jason, always ready to attack, points out Manziel’s grammar, and love of Drake Lyrics. Follow Johnny here.
PET OF THE WEEK:
We're all about supporting animal charities, and bringing you the happiness of animals in your own home. So you should check out our friends at Love-A-Bull, who are currently looking for a home for Tiggy, who has clearly lived with a family before, and she wants to be part of yours now. She's very well trained around dogs and people. Give her and the other adopt-a-bulls a look here.
JASON AT THE GROCERY STORE:
Jason went to the grocery store yesterday and finally… FINALLY remembered to take re-usable bags with him. He thought he had done it all right, but no, he had done it all wrong. When he started checking out he suddenly realized he was unsure about who was going to bag his groceries. Was it him? Was it the cashier? Was it an elf that would magically appear?
ALEX AT SIX FLAGS:
Producer Alex is the proud owner of a Fiesta Texas Six Flags season pass and this weekend he journeys to the place of wonder for the first of the season. This season unlike the others is especially wonder filled as Alex is also now the proud owner of the season food pass. That’s two meals every time he goes, and he’ll go plenty.