Bananas in Pajamas
4/10/2013 10:26:00 AM
LEAVING YOUR KIDS IN THE CAR
Deb was out with a friend the other day at Whole Foods, when she noticed a car in the parking lot that was still turned on, and had a child in it. This worried Deb was a minute, and she wasn't sure whether this was normal or not, so she looked to some parents for their opinion. A majority of the calls that came in said that it wasn't a great idea, and that it is actually illegal to have a child under the age of fourteen in the car alone. However, as much as the parents hated the idea, some said that sometimes it's just a little easier to make a quick run into the store while their child waits in the car.
SOMETIMES YOU FALL DOWN... AGAIN
Jason is hurting today from a gigantic fall last night. However, it just might have been worth it. Last night he and his undefeated softball team the Ligerscompeted against another undefeated team, and things got a little crazy. At the time, the score was five to four with the Ligers in the lead, and the tension was rising. At some point, Jason was standing on first base when he decided he was going to head to fourth after the hit. As he headed for fourth, things got intense and it turned into a cliche movie moment where he raced to the plate before the other team got him. When he got to the plate, he stepped on it wrong and fell down! He was deemed safe though, and eventually the team won.
Wednesdays we shine a light on That Guy – the guy (or girl) who does something doucheyand either doesn’t realize it or doesn’t apologize for it. "Let me correct your form," guy. Don't be that guy. Jason went to a softball game the other day, and was approached by a guy who gave him some tips to improve his softball moves. Seems pretty harmless, but considering the fact Jason has been playing softball since he was just a boy, he was a little peeved and claimed there was no way he could change the form hes been using his whole life! Deb could definitely relate from working out at the gym, but also admitted that some times it's actually a helpful gesture. Especially when you don't know what you're doing.
LISTENER PULLS A JASON
Remember that one time Jason broke his toilet? Yeah.. how could we forget something like that? Well it turns out he's not the only one. Today, a listener emailed the show sharing his similar experience. While in the army and halfway across the world, listener Jay decided that after months of not having a drink, he was going to take his friends up on their offer, and decided to go have a drink with them. Well, unfortunately he got really drunk, and somehow manage to brake his toilet in the process of using the bathroom. As if that wasn't bad enough, a broken shard from the toilet somehow manage to embed itself in his triceps. Oh snap..
Speaking of broken toilets, how much does it cost to replace one anyways? Jason and Deb decided to try their hands at guessing some toilet prices. They weren't so great at it. Fortunately for them, listener Lee called in and gave them some real low down on toilet prices with his expert experience as a toilet salesmen. Average price would be $225.
Today Jason and Deb welcome their co-worker and Vagina Monlogue participant, Kelly. What is the Vagina Monologues you say? Kelly explained its a play thats based on a serious of over 200 interviews by Eve Ensler, who started the V-day movement to end violence against women. It's a combination of skits, and monologues. Kelly herself has her own part in the play where she reads a monolgue. You can catch this empowering play at the Voku Co-op on April 19th through the 21st. All proceeds go to the beneficiaries: Refugee Services of Texas and Empower Art. To get some more info, check out the website: www.vdayaustin.com
PET OF THE WEEK:
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I LOVE YOU CALL
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you. Today Deb called Sunshine Pluming to look for some toilet prices. She called in claiming that a "friend of hers" ended up drunkenly braking her toilet. Hmm.. I wonder who she could be referring too. Unfortunately she wasn't able to get the "I love you" or an estimated price on a toilet, but at least she knows who to call when she needs one installed!
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today's trivia was all about identifying which Bikini Model dated which Athlete. It was as hard as it sounds, and most of the time Deb didn't even know who these people were. So it's pretty safe to say she wasn't able to get a single question right. Boo. But that was good for listener Jen who was able to snag herself a pair of tickets by seeing into the future and knowing Deb wasn't going to get a single question right.
Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman last night, and her good mood quickly turned bitter once the subject of her return to rehab was brought up. Letterman also tried to get her to admit what she was addicted also. For the millionth time, she will return to rehab on May 2nd for three months, but not before she spends some time at Coachelle.
Buzz Feed took did some research on the ten most followed celebrities on twitter and decided who was most literate. Turns out Obama is the most and was rated a 6.11 reading level, while Justin Beiber had the lowest with .62.
A School in California banned girls from wearing tight pants, yoga pants, and leggings. Their reason? Because they were distracting the boys. Parents of the girls are outraged, and say its not their daughters fault the boys cannot control themselves.
Oh man. Stop the presses. Johnny Manziel broke his twitter ban. Yep. At 12:24am in the morning, he drunk Tweeted "Young dude just tryn win here again, if I like her I just fly her to the city Im in. I gotta drink with ya boy I gotta fade shawty ah ya." And if you're not quite familiar with those lovely words of poetry, they're from a Drake song. Evidently, Manziel wrote the clean version.