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The Crabs Were The Nicest Of The STDs
Posted 3/20/2013 7:10:00 AM

COUNTRY WESTERN DANCING:

Deb believes that she is a good friend.  She’s loyal, caring, and fun.  She had her family and some friends in town during SXSW and felt the need to entertain them but one friend wanted to go country western dancing and Deb went blank.  She was so tired from SXSW and so she had her local friends take her out-of-towner friend out and they indeed found a country western bar where Deb’s friend could dance the night away, and Deb could remain an awesome friend.

 

THAT GUY:

Wednesdays we shine a light on That Guy – the guy (or girl) who does something douchey and either doesn’t realize it or doesn’t apologize for it. “No respect for the Bro Code Guy.”  Jason’s friend revealed that he wished Jason had screwed up his current relationship sooner so he could swoop in on the lady.  If that were to happen they would be "Eskimo Brothers" forever, and would always have that experience in common.  Is that good for a friendship or just plain awkward?

 


WHOSE TWEET IS IT ANYWAY?

Celebrities can be super entertaining, especially when they are free from their managers and publicists.  Enter Twitter and their amazing commentary on the world they live in.  Jason, Deb, and a listener try to figure out which celeb said what.   Today we have three celebs whose names sound Irish, Mickey Rourke, Jenna Jameson, and Patrick Stump.  The game was close but in the end a tiebreaker on how many twitter followers Jenna Jameson has and Jason takes the win. 

 

DEAR REDACTED: 

Producer Nick is an angry man, but we allow him to yell at whomever he wants, as long as he changes the name to "Redacted."  Nick is already angry about March Madness but its not about the actual games its about the terminology.  He doesn’t like that people call the first games of the tournament the “1st Round,” the first round is the regular season according to Nick.  He is also angry about how manufacturers measure TV and computer screens diagonal and not just straight across. 

 

ASK A PLASTIC SURGEON: 

The doctors from Restora Austin stopped by the studio to answer our questions about plastic surgery and many more beauty needs.  They have a new breast implant that is made to be more like “gummy bears” or a jelly quality that makes them more sustainable and able to keep their shape.  They also discuss the problem of the man boobs.  They reveal that a lot of men who have the “man boobs” just have extra tissue or breast tissue and the doctors have solutions that will get rid of them forever.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL: 

At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.”  Today Deb calls an auto shop in Naples, Florida to help Jason get his car fixed.  The man, Steve, she spoke with was direct, and straight to the point and had no time for love.  However, in a twist of events, Deb called Steve back like he had requested to get an estimate on the new parts and got an "I Love You."

 

DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:

Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers.  Today’s trivia is all about Mr. Rogers because it is his birthday and even though he has past we can still celebrate his artistry in sweaters.  Deb’s rendition of the theme song is inspiring but wrong and she recognizes that while Mr. Rogers switches his cardigan and shoes he does not switch ties.  In the end, Deb having never seen Mr. Rogers did her more harm then good.

 

PET OF THE WEEK:

We're all about supporting animal charities, and bringing you the happiness of animals in your own home.  So you should check out our friends at Love-A-Bull, who are currently looking for a home for Tiggy, who has clearly lived with a family before, and she wants to be part of yours now.  She's very well trained around dogs and people.  Give her and the other adopt-a-bulls a look here.

 

 

NEWS:

A dermatologist in France recently said he believed that women who shave there “down there” area are more susceptible to STDs and other viruses and diseases.  However, another dermatologist based in Mississippi said that information is false and in fact its most likely cuts from shaving that can cause a higher risk for STDs.

 

A woman gauged another woman’s eye out with her fingers during a fight.  She told police that she, “dug up in there” when describing how the fight all went down.

 

Lululemon, the women’s athletic wear and casual wear store had to recall some of their yoga pants because it was discovered that they are incredibly see-through and while that may be appealing to men its not such good news for women.  Lululemon’s stocks went down 6 percent and I don’t know much about the stock market but that can’t possibly be good.

 

SPORTS:

March Madness is underway, this is the moment when everyone’s bracket looks perfect but soon enough it will all fall apart, money will be lost, heroes will be made, and grown men will cry.  At this point in the tournament everyone knows who the big teams are but we’re still trying to figure out who some of the other smaller teams are.

 

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have made it Facebook official and are now a real athletic couple.  However, an interview with Vonn from 2010 reveals Lindsey made fun of Woods right after his big apology press conference.  She joked about his sex life after the conference and talked of wanting to do a press conference parody on SNL.

 

President Barack Obama and Jason have so much in common but the most important thing is that they both have the same final four for March Madness.  President Obama and Jason both have Indiana University winning it all.

 

The ABC show “Splash” premiered last night and it included a slew of B, C, and D list celebs as the contestants.  The premise of the show is that these “celebrities” have to learn how to dive like the pros, perform, and then get scored. 

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