THOU SHALT NOT GET TRIBAL TATTOOS
3/13/2013 6:28:00 AM
NICK’S SXSW PICKS:
Producer Nick has his picks for SXSW and today’s events. What Nick says about SXSW has a lot of influence and weight on the great people of Austin, and once he picks a show it just blows up. He says everyone knows that the second day of SXSW music is all about hip-hop, guess I did not know that. In all seriousness, Nick doesn’t recommend any of the artists he mentioned. Bands like Diarrhea Planet, and Kitty Pryde round out a great day.
Producer Alex had a SXSW dream last night that ended up a nightmare. In the dream, Alex had found a secret way to get on a VIP list that included signing his name on a blank sheet of paper in an abandoned 18 wheeler and ending up at the worst show ever. This dream could easily be reality, we love you SXSW but sometimes you are a real pain.
ALMOST EVERYONE LOVES BLUE:
Deb has recently noticed that guys she has dated in the past haven’t liked her dog Blue. Everyone who meets Blue loves him, the exception of Deb’s former boyfriends. Perhaps they are jealous of how cute he is, or how much attention he gets from Deb, or that he gets to sleep in her bed at night.
Wednesdays we shine a light on That Guy – the guy (or girl) who does something douchey and either doesn’t realize it or doesn’t apologize for it. As the festival picks up we find more and more people have become “I hate SXSW guy.” The traffic, the buzz, the out of town population, it all can really get to someone.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today’s topic is all about Justin Timberlake. Mr. Timberlake is playing a show here this week but did you know he was part of the Mickey Mouse Club with JC of Nsync, or that he was on Touched By An Angel, and is a part owner of Myspace? No, you didn’t? Neither did Deb.
YOU AUTO-COMPLETE ME:
We search Google and try to guess what the first results will be in the World Wide Web. The top three Carries on Google are Underwood, Diaries, and Brownstein and while both Jason and Deb guessed Ms. Carrie Underwood as the top but it was Deb’s guess that Alexander the Great was top Alex that sealed the deal for her victory.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today Deb called The Bakery at Sullivan University in Louisville, Kentucky. Deb spoke with a sweet southern girl with a twang accent named Amanda. Deb is looking to get a treat for a coworker and just wants to know if they can make it and they can’t make the cake and they had no love for Deb.
PET OF THE WEEK:
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Larry King finally responded to the remarks Katie Couric made months ago on the Jimmy Kimmel show about their one and only date. King made a surprise visit on Couric’s talk show and addressed the date and Couric’s statements.
The Dennis Rodman saga continues, even if you don’t want it to. Rodman who recently made a visit to North Korea and spent time with Kim Jong Un. Since his visit, Rodman has embarked on a mission and journey of peace.
We mourned the loss of Twinkies when Hostess went out of business. None of us knew where our lives would go without Twinkies and now we wont have to find out. Hostess has been bought out and now Twinkies will make a triumphant return.
PornMD is a website where you can search for statistics on porn. The top results searched for porn in the United States were college, massage, and some that cannot be mentioned. While in Canada the top search is Asian and in the Ukraine the top is raincoat (I don’t know either). In Kentucky the top result is “Free Gay Porn.”
Dwight Howard returned to his former team’s court in Orlando when his new team the Lakers played and defeated the Orlando Magic. Howard who hasn’t had the best season with the Los Angeles Lakers was booed by the crowd upon arrival and yet had his best game this season.
Johnny Manziel aka Johnny “Football” posted a picture recently of himself on spring break in Mexico and in the photo you can see a tattoo of a Longhorn on his torso. That’s not exactly good news since he is in his second year at Texas A&M and a Heisman winner.
A group of teens prank called the front office of the Buffalo Bills saying that they were the General Manager from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and ended up being put through to the GM of the Bills. They simultaneously got in contact with the Tampa Bay GM. In their elaborate prank call the kids put two phones on speaker and listened as the General Managers spoke with one and other over the phone on speaker, unaware that someone was listening in.