Boobs Like Bluebonnets
9/20/2012 10:30:00 AM
We had the awesome Karl Urban in-studio today to promote the new movie Dredd, which comes out tomorrow. This one’s totally unrelated to the previous movie in the 90s – and way better. And don’t worry about the fact that it’s 3D – it was shot that way, and it actually looks incredible. Karl himself is sort of a nerd hero with all the roles he’s been in. And because he named one of his sons after Indiana Jones.
While Deb was in Ireland, she met some gay guys in a bar, one of whom said he had never seen a pair of boobs in person. Deb felt like he was missing out, so she heroically volunteered her own. She took him to a corner, flashed him, and now he knows what he’s missing. Shortly after he went back to making out with dudes.
DEB’S SOFTBALL INJURY:
Deb got picked up for a softball game last night, and they won the game, and she didn’t have many errors, but that didn’t soothe the pain of getting hit in the face with a baseball. She might’ve got a concussion! That would explain her behavior today.
NICK THE TV STAR:
The bar where producer Nick works on the weekend is in the running to be in a show called Bar Rescue, where they come to your bar and tell you how to fix your terrible bar. Nick’s been identified as a “key employee,” which he thinks is awesome, but we worry that it’s because he’s part of the problem. He hopes that this is just a springboard for his own, official Dear Redacted TV Show. Good luck with that.
JASON’S SOFTBALL RINGER:
The Jason & Deb Softball Tournament is happening on Saturday. In their previous games, Deb’s had several people on her team that she didn’t know who just so happened to be amazing at softball. So Jason’s got a ringer you won’t believe. Cat Osterman - you know, the gold medalist, all-star, and greatest Longhorn softball player of all time. Really. What does he have on her that she’s on his team? Also, Deb needs to find out what Roger Clemens is doing.
WHERE’S MY FLYING CAR:
In this segment we talk about something that should be a thing but isn't yet a thing, as far as we know. Like the flying car. This week he highlighted the need for Airplane Delay Removal. How does this even happen? Deb sat on the runway last week for 2 hours while they fixed a computer screen. Oh. Jason’s only complaining about 15 minutes. But it’s the principal of the thing!
YOU AUTO-COMPLETE ME:
Google will suggest some interesting things when you’re searching, and we play a game where we try to guess what it’s going to auto-complete. Jason started off with a strong lead, guessing Emma Stone, despite not being sure that’s a person, and he sealed it by getting that people want to know about the new “iPhone 5,” not the “iPhone release,” as Deb guessed. She blames her concussion.
AUSTIN PETS ALIVE!:
There's a great special going on this weekend at Austin Pets Alive!, where you can actually adopt an animal for free. All they're asking for is a modest donation. All of the pets are heartworm free and current on their vaccinations, so nothing to worry about there. And Deb's old foster dog, Piggie, is over there now, so go by and give her some love (and adoptions). Get more information at austinpetsalive.org.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF (ABOUT FOOTBALL):
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her questions about the game of football, then laughing when she doesn't know the answers. Today she had to answer Vince Young questions. What team drafted him? She actually guessed right that it’s the Tennessee Titans. Who says we’re not teaching her about football?
The Mexican prison escapees that we told you about? Yeah, they didn’t tunnel under the prison, they actually walked out the front door.
Vince Young still doesn’t have any money or job.