It’s From the Moon or Seven Miles Under the Sea
5/24/2012 10:35:00 AM
DEB'S NEW OBSESSION:
If you haven’t heard about this, listen up! Deb saw something recently and as soon as she saw it, she knew she had to have it. Gel Nails. It’s a revolutionary new nail technique that involves moon technology and magic and makes your nails looks awesome, even if you have weird nails like Deb. And it lasts forever. Girls – get it. Guys – get it for your girls.
FLYING CAR FULFILLED:
A while back Jason was calling for the world to convert to a cashless society. Pennies are just so 20th Century. But yesterday he went to a vegan Indian food trailer – totally because he liked it, not because he was trying to impress a girl – and they don’t accept cash. And it kind of pissed him off. Deb thinks it’s awesome. It’ll keep her from having to learn which is a nickel and which is a dime.
THE DREAM OF THE 90'S IS ALIVE:
Jason has a habit of agreeing to things after two or three (or eight) beers then waking up in the morning regretting it. Today was one such morning. His band, the Sucktones, was invited to play at Stubbs this Saturday in a high school Battle of the Bands. Deb says, though their participation is pathetic, she offers her conditional support: Don’t be creepy with high schoolers or their “groupies” (AKA moms). But this might be the big break they have been waiting for. That’s right, the dream of the 90s is alive in Austin this weekend.
WHOSE TWEET IS IT ANYWAY:
Twitter is all the rage with the kids nowadays - if you're not following @DebOKeefe, @jasondick101x, @Nickmouth, and @ThatAlexD, what the hell is wrong with you? In this game, we guess who tweeted what. Today they had pregnant ladies Kourtney Kardashian, Jillian Michaels, and Jessica Simpson. Everyone guessed right away that Jessica Simpson tweeted about her daughter Maxwell's headbands, but no one knew that sirens in rap songs are bothering Jillian Michaels. Kourtney Kardashian wants lots of siblings for her kids, as everybody guessed, but no one knew she likes the "Farmer's Market!" In the end, the only one to know that Jillian Michaels wishes "xxx" on her Twitter followers was the listener. Congrats - you beat Jason & Deb, to their eternal shame.
PET OF THE WEEK:
Every week we feature a lovely adoptable dog. This week we're looking for a home for Billie. She's a very sweet puppy whose jaw and pelvis were broken. She’s having surgery on her pelvis and has already had surgery on her jaw, which will be wired shut for 6 weeks while it heals. If you’re interested in adopting Billie, email firstname.lastname@example.org for more information. While you’re at it go to Love-A-Bull and take a look, so we can give some other pups great new homes too.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Martial Arts World, where she talked to Chris, saying she wanted to see if it was possible to work out while on vacation. She’s “trained in Krav Maga” and also does CrossFit, “so I can basically handle everything.” In the end, that must have amused Chris, because he gave her her first I Love You of the week.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had Shaq Movie trivia. In what movie does he play a basketball recruit from Algiers? Jason gave Deb the answer of Blue Chips accidentally, so she got it right. Otherwise, she had no clue. Who does he play on Curb Your Enthusiasm? She guessed that it was himself, which was absolutely right. Obviously this guy’s an acting virtuoso – Kazaam!
In New Jersey, a baby-sitter is doing it wrong. At a local laundromat, a toddler was placed into a front-loading washer which then accidently locked and began to spin. The toddler’s mother found out about the incident when the surveillance footage appeared on the nightly news.
Tyler Hansbrough and Dexter Pittman are suspended for flagrant fouls in previous games, leaving the Miami Heat short-handed in tonight’s game.