That's Not How You Make A Movie
Posted 5/11/2012 10:07:00 AM

WAKE-UP CALL:

Jason was out with the Dream of the 90’s last night. They were in a movie and it started to rain. Jason wanted to be a gentleman and go get the car for her, but she wanted to run in the rain with him. Jason says this is the essence of the dream of the 90’s – spontaneity. They reached the car and were soaking wet. Jason decided this was the perfect opportunity to fulfill a Spiderman/Notebook style rain make-out. He leaned in for the kiss when he realized he was completely out of breath. They were kissing for a few seconds when he had to stop and try to play it off. Last night was a wake-up call – he needs to get in shape. If running to the car stops him from a rain make-out, something needs to change.

 

THE MOTHER LOVER GAME:

In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re exploiting Mama Dick and Deb’s Mum by seeing if they can answer questions the same way as their children. When asked what kind of car her mom drives, Deb knew it was a blue Ford Focus. She said that her Mum never made her wear anything embarrassing and her mom agreed. Deb said that the favorite child was her brother, James, but Deb’s Mum was diplomatic and said she loves them the same amount. Jason also knew what car Mama Dick drives – a grey Chevy Equinox. Jason said the most embarrassing thing his mom made him wear was a baby blue suit when he was four, but Mama Dick didn’t think she ever made him wear anything embarrassing. Jason took a page from Deb’s Mum's book and said that his mom loves all the kids the same. Mama Dick agreed. They tied it up again this round, but overall, Jason and Mama Dick dominated.

 

FOR SALE:

Deb is like 99% sure she’s going to sell her house. She wants to be able to walk to a coffee shop or a restaurant, and they don’t exist in her neighborhood. She also wants a house that’s a little bigger. It’s really just friend envy. Her friend moved into a nice house recently so Deb wants to now too. Jason’s offended that Deb is abandoning her East Side roots. But Jason doesn’t understand what Deb is going through because he never goes outside.

 

C OF THE WEEK:

”description”Each week Deb calls one person or thing the C Word – the worst word in the world, although she typically uses it in a jovial fashion. This week it’s Producer Alex. Alex took a week off to go to Puerto Rico and he made things weird in the studio. It’s affected the whole morning show, but it has probably affected Nick the most. Alex and Nick divide the show responsibilities, but since he’s not here Nick has had to take over all of it. It’s sort of stressed Nick out, which in turn, has stressed Deb out. Not to mention Alex just posted a Twitter picture of the beach he’s staying at. Deb is supposed to go on exotic vacations, not you.


TWITTER GAME:

Twitter is all the rage with the kids nowadays - if you're not following @DebOKeefe@jasondick101x@Nickmouth, and @ThatAlexD, what the hell is wrong with you? In this game, we guess who tweeted what.  Today they had models – Cindy Crawford, Tyra Banks, and Heidi Klum. Who tweeted that the advantage of being a model is getting baby pics done? They all knew it was Cindy Crawford. They all also knew that Heidi Klum tweeted in German. Jason and Deb continued their tie knowing that Tyra Banks tweeted about wanting to put Breath Right strips on a snoring airplane passenger. Their tiebreaker was guessing how many followers Tyra Banks has. Deb guessed 1,476,000 and Jason guessed 1,796,000. Tyra actually had over 5 million followers so Jason won his first tiebreaker. He was 4 million off, but it doesn’t matter. It’s a win and he’ll take it.

 

DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:

Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had Mama’s Boy Trivia. In what movie does a character take his mother to a school dance in order to ensure he will be born in the future? Deb said Marty McFly, but that’s not the title of the movie. What famous rapper would tell you that he and his mother’s relationship was “the best of all time?” Deb said Kanye; which was correct. When was the last time Jason talked to his mom: during the show today, or did he text her during the last commercial break? Deb said earlier in the show – which was correct. Jason’s the ultimate Mama’s boy.

 

PET OF THE WEEK:

”description”Every week we feature a lovely adoptable dog. This week we're looking for a home for Billie. She's a very sweet puppy whose jaw and pelvis were broken. She’s having surgery on her pelvis and has already had surgery on her jaw, which will be wired shut for 6 weeks while it heals. If you’re interested in adopting Billie, email deb@krox.com for more information. While you’re at it go to Love-A-Bull and take a look, so we can give some other pups great new homes too. 

 

DENNIS DE LA PENA:

Fridays we welcome to the show a real sportscaster, Dennis De La Pena, from Fox 7 Sports. Josh Hamilton is at the end of his contract and Jason thinks it’s the last year Josh Hamilton will be playing for the Rangers. He’s heard that his contract is going for $150 million for 5 years – which is a lot. Dennis agrees; he doesn’t want to underestimate the family element the team has, but at the end of the day it is a business decision. Check out the Rangers Saturday morning on Fox.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL:

At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.”  Today Deb talked to Dale at Universal Donut Shop. She wanted to come by and pick up some donuts for her friends. Do they have filled donuts? They have raspberry filled and cream filled. Raspberry is Deb’s favorite, but that wasn’t enough for Dale to give her an I Love You.

 

NEWS:

Chris Brown is creating controversy again. He just did a remix of Kanye West’s song, “Theraflu” and he referred to Rihanna in a not-so-nice-way. She’s apparently fed-up with him because she unfollowed him on Twitter.

 

SPORTS:

Chris Anderson, a player for the Denver Nuggets (also known as “Birdman), is being investigated for child pornography in Colorado.

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