I'm Better Than You
4/24/2012 9:42:00 AM
Paul Qui stopped by the studio today, but Jason wouldn’t let him on the show unless Paul was more famous than him. That prompted the first ever round of No One's More Famous Than The Dick Man. We surveyed some people in order to find out who was more famous. It turns out that 22.7% knew who Paul Qui was, but only 18.2% knew who Jason was – so Jason let him on the show. Jason wanted to know about the episode of Top Chef where they had to chisel their ingredients out of a block of ice. Paul didn’t win the challenge, but once he got his food out of the ice he helped all the girls – it was so sweet it almost made Deb cry. So what’s he doing now since he won Top Chef? He’s still working at Uchiko and East Side Kings, but this weekend he will be at Uchi for the Austin Food and Wine Festival. There will lots of great chefs at different venues around Austin, so check out the link above for more info.
LET’S TALK TALKIES:
In this game Jason and Deb guess who an actor is based on what he/she is Known For, according to IMDb. Jason knew that Owen Wilson was known for “Midnight in Paris” and “Wedding Crashers.” He also knew that Dave Chappelle was known for “Block Party” and “Half-Baked.” Deb knew that Ryan Gosling was known for “Drive” and correctly guessed that he was also known for “The Ides of March.” Jason won the game by knowing that Tina Fey was known for “Saturday Night Live,” “Mean Girls,” and “30 Rock.”
Tuesdays we take a peek into Deb’s Diary to find out what it’s like to be a hot, British chick living inAustin. Deb is officially at war with all birds. If they could just be like the birds in Snow White she’d be okay with that. A wink every once and a while wouldn’t be too much to ask. Instead, they’re winged demons attacking her dogs. The listeners told us that they were mockingbirds and are very territorial. Deb probably has a nest someone in her yard and the birds are protecting it. Watch out birds, if you’re not careful Deb’s going to get a Super Soaker and show you what’s up.
BLUFF JASON DICK:
Jason is a renowned poker expert, or is just a degenerate gambler, whichever way you choose to look at it. Either way, he says he is unbluffable, and he is putting it to the test by having listeners try to bluff him in order to win one of four trips to Vegas for Cinco de Mayo. Anna said she climbed the Great Wall of China or she got to explore Stonehenge. Jason called her bluff; she did climb the Great Wall of China. Jessica said that she was born in a foreign country or she has a master’s degree. Jason said she did have a master’s degree, but she was born in Mexico. Patrick said that he was related to Doyle Brunson or he did not grow up in Las Vegas. Jason called his bluff, he is related to Doyle Brunson. MiQuelle said that she kissed President Clinton or she was an extra in the movie, “A Time to Kill.” He said she was an extra in the movie, but she really did kiss Clinton. He bluffed two out of four. That’s good right?
PET OF THE WEEK:
Every week we feature a lovely adoptable dog. This week we're looking for a home for Billie. She's a very sweet puppy whose jaw and pelvis were broken. She’s having surgery on her pelvis and has already had surgery on her jaw, which will be wired shut for 6 weeks while it heals. If you’re interested in adopting Billie, email email@example.com for more information. While you’re at it go to Love-A-Bull and take a look, so we can give some other pups great new homes too.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today Deb talked to Dawn at Stone Academy. Deb’s daughter is about to graduate from high school, but isn’t ready for college, is this a good place for her to take classes? Dawn told her it’s a vocational school so it provides career training. That’s perfect for Deb’s daughter because she’s looking into the medical field. Dawn is a career counselor so she gave Deb some friendly advice – no love though. Deb got butt-slammed.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her questions about random topics, then making fun of her when she doesn’t know the answers. Today we had State Symbols Trivia. What is the state flower of Texas? Deb guessed Bluebonnets; which was right. What is the state tree? Deb guessed the Oak Tree, but it was really a Pecan Tree.
Austin Police responded to a call last night about two aggressive dogs running through East Austin. The dogs attempted to attack the officers, who in turn tried to scare the dogs off with their flashlights and Mace. One of the dogs continued to attack an officer so he shot him.
The GM of the New Orleans Saints is accused of eavesdropping on other teams during the games. He allegedly rewired his suite at the Super Dome to listen in on opposing teams’ radio communications.