Deb decided yesterday would be a really nice day to lay out by the pool and get some sun. Only problem is, she doesn’t have a pool. Not a problem, she’ll just make her own. She made herself a bucket of mimosas and rigged the sprinklers in her backyard to mist over her. And then she got naked. Hey, why not? It’s her own backyard and her neighbors can’t see in unless they get on a ladder in their bedroom. Trust her, she’s tried it. That’s just the way you do it on the East Side.
BLUFF THE DICK:
Jason is a renowned poker expert, or is just a degenerate gambler, whichever way you choose to look at it. Either way, he says he is unbluffable, and he is putting it to the test by having listeners try to bluff him in order to win one of four trips to Vegas for Cino de Mayo. Amber said she grew up castrating calves or she won a fitness competition where the trophy was a samurai sword. Jason called her bluff and guessed that she actually did get a samurai sword. Gabe said while he was in Florida he saw a cop run over two pedestrians or he had open-heart surgery when he was 11. He was able to bluff Jason, who incorrectly guessed that he had his vacation ruined. Kerrie said she has 19 dogs or 9 body piercings, Jason was hoping the dogs were the bluff, but he was wrong. Renee used to work at a hotel in the Cayman Islands or was a tour guide in London. Jason said Cayman Islands but she bluffed him, she actually was a tour guide. Christopher said either he has been kidnapped twice or his sister has been kidnapped twice, which is terrible either way. Jason said Christopher was kidnapped, but he was bluffed yet again. Turns out he’s pretty bluffable.
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:
Jason will tell you he’s a man’s man’s man, and we put that to the test by pitting his weekend against a listener’s and seeing whose was mas macho. Jackson did CrossFit, cleared brush with his dad and hung out with his Chilean relatives that were in town. Jason went out for a friend’s birthday Friday night and had some $20 tequila, won some money gambling, went to a crawfish boil and spent 20 minutes putting on sunscreen before going into the pool on Sunday. The listeners voted for Jason, but only because Jackson isn’t legal to drink.
TRUTH OR PAIR:
Mondays you get the chance to ask Jason & Deb anything you want, and they can either tell you the Truth or give you a Pair of tickets to that thing you love. Drew’s friend told him that Jason was hitting on her last weekend on 6th Street and then threw up on her, was that really him? Jason said truth, it wasn’t him, although it does sound like something he would do. Anya wanted to know why Deb left Mix 94.7 and Deb said truth, she was fired, but she doesn’t know why. Robert wanted to know the name of Jason’s teacher friend and what school she works at, which Jason had to Pair so she wouldn’t get mad at him.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today Deb called Jason’s favorite hotel in Chicago, the Sax Hotel, and asked about renting a room for Lollapalooza. Crystal said they had one room available that is a bit pricey at more than $400 a night, but Deb said that sounded very reasonable, which was enough to get an I Love You from Crystal.
PET OF THE WEEK:
Every week we feature a lovely adoptable dog. This week we're looking for a home for Billie. She's a very sweet puppy whose jaw and pelvis were broken. She’s having surgery on her pelvis and has already had surgery on her jaw, which will be wired shut for 6 weeks while it heals. If you’re interested in adopting Billie, email email@example.com for more information. While you’re at it go to Love-A-Bull and take a look, so we can give some other pups great new homes too.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her questions about whatever, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today Deb had sunscreen, lubricant or jet fuel trivia. This brand name of product comes from it originally being used for cooling systems in space shuttles, and Deb knew it was lubricant. She also knew certain types of lubricant include capsaicin, the active ingredient in chili powder.
A mom in Killeen rented a billboard telling people to vote for her daughter, Brandy Day for prom queen.
Metta World Peace was thrown out of last night’s game against Oklahoma City Thunder after he elbowed James Harden in the head.