I Literally Wish I Was Not Horrible
4/19/2012 10:13:00 AM
Deb’s thinking about getting a full sleeve of tattoos on her arm, but she thinks that tattoos on the forearm and bicep can make a girl look like a sailor. She has friends who have sleeves and they look good, so why not? She’s thinking about getting a whole nature thing tattooed on her left arm, but why now? She’s waited this long to get a sleeve because she was thinking she might meet someone or get a job where a sleeve of tattoos wouldn’t be as acceptable. But at this point, that’s not going to happen. Jason thinks she’s totally given up hope. Maybe she has, but at least she’ll have some really cool tattoos.
BLUFF JASON DICK:
Jason is a renowned poker expert, or is just a degenerate gambler, whichever way you choose to look at it. Either way, he says he is unbluffable, and he is putting it to the test by having listeners try to bluff him in order to win one of four trips to Vegas for Cinco de Mayo. Since Jason is so unblufabble we played two rounds today so the listeners can have a fighting change. Cory said he got stabbed twice with a screwdriver or that he hooked up with an Olympic volleyball player, but Jason called his bluff saying that he didn't get stabbed. Judy said she had 7 siblings or that her husband had a 0.0 GPA, but Jason called her bluff too - she doesn't have 7 siblings. Janice said she had touched Tiger Woods or that she had broken both of her middle fingers. Jason, on a roll, called her bluff - she had not broken her middle fingers. In the second round today, Frank said he met Chuck Norris or he's married with two kids. Jason called the bluff again, Frank did, in fact, meet Chuck Norris. Edward said he went drinking at Midnight Cowboy this weekend or he went storm chasing. Jason said that Edward went drinking, but he actually went storm chasing. Jason Dick just got bluffed.
WHERE’S MY FLYING CAR?:
In this segment, Jason highlights something that scientists should have invented by now to make life better, but haven't - like the flying car. Oftentimes they've already been invented, and he just doesn't know about it yet. Jason’s mom gave him a watch for Christmas that never dies. It’s a kinetic watch that charges based on your movement – which is pretty cool. So why doesn’t he have one for his phone? He has to charge his iPhone three times a day, but he knows better technology exists. Is it because Steve Jobs is dead? Probably.
WHOSE TWEET IS IT ANYWAY:
Twitter is all the rage with the kids nowadays - if you're not following @DebOKeefe, @jasondick101x, @Nickmouth, and @ThatAlexD, what the hell is wrong with you? In this game, we guess who tweeted what. Today they had tweets from Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass. Deb knew that Ricky Martin tweeted about being on Glee. Jason and Deb both knew that Clay Aiken doesn’t like The Hunger Games movie because kids kill other kids. They also both knew that Lance Bass tweeted about people in the South calling you ‘darlin.’ Who tweeted about Sarah Palin after seeing “Game Change” on HBO? Clay Aiken - which Deb knew, taking the win.
101X ROCK THE PARK:
Trevin On The Radio stopped by the show today to promote his event, Rock the Park Disc Golf Tourney. The tournament is in Dripping Springs at Twin Parks Country Club. It costs $125 for a team of 4 people and it benefits Austin Pets Alive. The top 3 teams win awesome prizes from 101X, Disc Nation, Billy Cannon’s Twin Parks, and Wahoos. Click the links above to get more info.
PET OF THE WEEK:
Every week we feature a lovely adoptable dog. This week we're looking for a home for Billie. She's a very sweet puppy whose jaw and pelvis were broken. She’s having surgery on her pelvis and has already had surgery on her jaw, which will be wired shut for 6 weeks while it heals. If you’re interested in adopting Billie, email firstname.lastname@example.org for more information. While you’re at it go to Love-A-Bull and take a look, so we can give some other pups great new homes too.
CCL DAY PARTY:
This Saturday, April 21st, make sure to stop by the CCL Day Party from 2-6pm. The party will feature special live music guests, an open bar, as well as an auction. $15-$25 gets you in the door and helps Nathan Felix, a local composer, raise money for his upcoming symphony project, The Curse, The Cross & The Lion. They'll also have gift card giveaways, a raffle, and some kid-friendly events. Check out the Facebook event or email for more info.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today she called Holzman Interiors and talked to Julie. Deb’s looking for an apartment in New York City and was hoping Julie could help with some interior designs. Julie suggested they spend a day together and go look at the properties so she can get a better understanding of what Deb wants. Too bad she didn’t understand Deb’s need for love – she got butt-slammed.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today she had Dick Clark Trivia. What honorific title was Dick Clark known for? Deb went with "America's Hardest Working Man in Show Business" but it was really the "World's Oldest Teenager." Which of the following gameshows did Dick Clark not host? The 10,000 Pyramid, Winning Lines, The Object Is, or Buzz. Deb went with The 10,000 Pyramid, which was wrong. In the infamous New Year’s Eve countdown, which number did Dick Clark skip all together? Deb guessed 14, but it was 13. Deb doesn’t know anything about Dick Clark – obviously.
19 students at the University of Texas were arrested yesterday after protesting alleged sweatshop conditions in the factories that make UT apparel. They were protesting in UT President Bill Power’s office, but were arrested for trespassing after refusing to leave the building when it closed.
Pat Summit stepped down yesterday as head coach of the Tennessee’s women’s basketball team, due to early-onset dementia. She will continue to serve as head coach emeritus, where she will consult with the team, but not directly coach.